The Best 13 Mayan Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Mayan jokes. There are some mayan aztec jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these mayan maya puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Mayan Jokes and Puns

What the Mayans taught me

The Mayans taught me that if you don't finish something, it's not really the end of the world.

Did your world end today?

Mayan didn't

What do you call an Aztec Mayan snake god tied in a knot?

Pretzalcoatl

Mayan joke, What do you call an Aztec Mayan snake god tied in a knot?

What do you call an indigenous man who is polite, respectful and protects his woman?

A Gentle mayan.

The Mayans were right.

They were just off by 8 years.


Chichen Itza is not yours!

It's Mayan.

That kid didn't really find a lost Mayan city. The sites that promoted the story?

I guess they'll issue a...

Maya culpa.

Mayan joke, That kid didn't really find a lost Mayan city. The sites that promoted the story?

What do you call a mayan masturbation?

A ball game

Can someone get me a new calendar?

Mayan ended

GF said she wouldnt have sex on the night of the Mayan Apocalypse...

...so I guess T. S. Eliot was right.

What do they call those Mayan pyramids with the flat top?

Unfinished.

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What do you call a Mayan duck God?

Quackzalcowaddle

What do you call a Wayan's Brother hanging upside down in South America?

A Mayan Brother!

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