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41 may flowers jokes and hilarious may flowers puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about may flowers that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest May Flowers Short Jokes

Short may flowers jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The may flowers humour may include short may month jokes also.

  1. Why do native Americans hate April? Because April showers bring May flowers and Mayflowers bring white people
  2. April showers bring may flowers What do may flowers bring? Pilgrims.
    What do Pilgrims bring?
    Smallpox
  3. Q: April showers bring May flowers. What do May flowers bring? A: Separatists and small pox.
  4. If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims!
    Credit to my 5yo daughter who just told me that one. She can't read so I'm relatively sure she didn't find it here.
  5. If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims.
    I'll be here all week folks, try the veal.
  6. If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? Hay fever
    Admit it, you thought I was gonna say pilgrims, didn't you?
  7. Why don't Native Americans do rain dances in April? Because April showers bring May flowers and May flowers bring white men.
  8. Two particles are trapped in a field One particle says to the other "I got you some flowers, you may have them if you quantum"
  9. April showers bring May flowers. What do May flowers bring? June bugs.
    What do June bugs bring? Small grub-eating mammals, wasps, and endoparasitoid pyrgotidae flies.
  10. If April showers bring May flowers, what does April snow bring? Incredulous Facebook posts about the arrival of spring.

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May Flowers One Liners

Which may flowers one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with may flowers? I can suggest the ones about planting flowers and flower birthday.

  1. If April showers bring May flowers, then what do May Flowers bring? Genocide
  2. If April Showers bring May Flowers, then what do May Flowers bring? Smallpox.
  3. April showers bring May flowers... ...but Mayflowers bring smallpox.
  4. If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims!
  5. If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims
  6. I guess there wont be many flowers this May because of how few showers I took this April.
  7. If April showers bring May flowers... I'm on track to get 2 flowers next month.
  8. If if April showers bring May flowers what do May flowers bring? Hay fever...achooo
  9. April rain April rain brings May flower. May flower brings smallpox.
  10. If April Showers bring May Flowers, What do May Flowers bring? Histamines
  11. April showers bring May Flowers, and what do Mayflowers Bring? Finders Keepers
  12. If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? Allergies.
  13. If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? No soap, radio.

May Flowers Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about may flowers you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean buying flowers jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make may flowers pranks.

Why were the Native Americans upset when it rained in April?

Because April showers, bring May flowers!

The other day, my son was kicked out of the zoo,

The security staff found him throwing chocolates and flowers into one of the enclosures. He said he had found 'the love of his life' and just wanted to give her some tokens of his love. Naturally, I was very concerned about this sort of behavior and didn't want to encourage any relationship of this sort. So today, I went down to the zoo to discuss the matter and it completely changed my mind. I fully endorse my son to continue his wooing. I think this girl may be a keeper.

A man placed

some flowers on the grave of his departed mother and started back for his car, parked on the cemetery road. His attention was diverted to a man kneeling at a grave. The man seemed to be praying with profound intensity, and kept repeating, " Why did you die? Why?! Why did you die?"
The first man approached him and said, "Sir, I don't want to interfere with your private grief, but this demonstration of hurt and pain is more than I've ever seen before. For whom do you mourn so deeply? Your child? A parent? Who, may I ask, lies in that grave?"
The mourner answered, " My wife's first husband! Why did you die? Why did you die?!"

April showers bring May flowers.

And car bombs, s**... b**..., beheadings, etc. Tis the season.

In my village, it is not usual, ordinary, even normal that somebody would go to work.


Even though there is one person in our village who goes to work on a regular basis.
In the morning when he goes to work the whole village accompanies him, men, women, children, grannies and grandpas and in the evening when he goes back from work the whole village welcomes him back.
We all are smiling at him and we are waving at him with the bunches of purple lilac flowers for example during this period of time, April, May.