May 3rd Jokes
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May 3rd Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
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Till when has the lockdown been extended to, in India?
"May the 3rd"
What else would you like to say about the situation?
"May the 4th be with us."
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Office jokes.
A rabbit saw a bird sitting on a branch doing nothing and thought it looked good so he asked the bird, "Hey! That look good. Can I sit here and do nothing too?"
The bird nodded.
As soon as the rabbit sat down the the base of the tree a fox ran up and ate the rabbit.
Moral of the story? When you want to sit and do nothing, you must be sitting very high up.
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A turkey wanted to climb a tree and tried as hard as he could but could only make it to the first branch.
So he asked his strong bovine friend for help, "Hey can you help me get to the top of that tree?"
"Sure," he replied, "Just eat some of my dropping as they are packed with nutrients!"
The turkey did and was able to reach the 3rd branch. So he decides to eat even more and this time he makes it to the 7th. Then he eats as much as he possible can and he finally made it to the top!
Then he got tired and the wind easily blew him off and he hit the ground and died.
Moral of the story? b**... may get you to the top but it wont keep you there.
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