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A woman had three daughters getting married the same day. Naturally she was worried about their s**... life. It was agreed that they would send a discrete message.
Two weeks after the triple wedding the first message arrives. An ad for Maxwell House with the slogan "Good till the last drop." She's happy for her girl.
A month passes and a second message arrives with a Marlboro ad. "Marlboro: Extra long, extra strong." She's a little embarrassed, but happy.
Three months pass. She's really worried about her youngest when finally a message arrives. It's addressed in shaky handwriting and contains an ad for British Airways. "London to Paris: Seven days a week, three times a day, both ways."
She fainted.
Ghislaine Maxwell did not kill herself
Sorry, just practicing
BREAKING NEWS: Ghislaine Maxwell, former on again / off again partner of Epstein, has been arrested by the FBI.
In other news, Prince Andrew has just suffered a heart attack, Bill Clinton has suddenly developed Alzheimer's, and all prison guards at Maxwell's detention centre have suddenly had to take long naps...
British woman in New York pummels a teenager into submission and is congratulated by royalty
But enough about Ghislaine Maxwell, let us celebrate Emma Raducanu's achievments instead.
Well, might as well get this out of the way...
Ghislaine Maxwell didn't kill herself.
You guys need to lay off Ghislaine Maxwell...
She just wants to settle down and have kids
Never let your children play in an orchestra.
Too much sax and violins.
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Ghislaine Maxwell didn't kill herself.
Too soon?
How did Maxwell greet Ampère?
Good Faraday to you, sir!
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