Maximum Security Jokes
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If life was like middle school
Judge: In all my years on the bench, I have never seen a more despicable criminal. You robbed, assaulted, and tortured the victim simply for the thrill of it. Do you have anything to say before I sentence you?
Criminal: Nope
Judge: I hereby sentence you to forty years in a maximum security prison. I also sentence the victim to forty years in prison.
Victim: Wait- what? That doesn't make any sense! *He* attacked *me*!
Judge: I don't care who started it.
Recently I've started teaching a poetry class in a maximum security prison.
It's a tough job but I enjoy it. It really has it's prose and cons.
While in Prague I drove by the maximum security prison. It made me feel uneasy...
I never like passing bad Czechs.
Did you hear about the cheesemaker who got sent to maximum security prison?
He's being kept in solid-dairy confinement.
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