Maximize Jokes

Funniest Maximize Short Jokes

Short maximize jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The maximize humour may include short jokes also.

1. How many moths does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just two, but how they get in there.. I don't know.
   (Stolen from an old Maxim in my dad's storage)
2. Girl, forget chemistry, you and I have solid *geometry* Because our points are maximally separated, and it's perfectly platonic.
3. What's the best operating system? ThanOS. It maximizes its resources by periodically killing half of its processes.
4. Despite being a longtime single dude, I just *know* that legions of ladies want my body. I've got the figure of a Maxim cover girl.
5. I like my coffee like I like my women... Ground fine and stored in the freezer to maximize the freshness.
   Oh man this is awful. Don't kill me.
6. Why can't American engineers design linear actuators? Because they always try to maximize the degrees of freedom.
7. My Dad was an angry man who lived by the maxim "Fight fire with fire" He was never allowed to become a firefighter.
8. Why did the Muslim CEO dislike the cartoon of Muhammad? Because it wasn't prophet maximizing.

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Maximize One Liners

Which maximize one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with maximize? I can suggest the ones about and .

1. Possession is nine-tenths of the law The maxim of daemon lawyers everywhere
2. A group of mobs said a maxim during a bank robbery
3. Gravity Maxim Trow yourself from the building and catch from the boardwalk!

Maximize Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about maximize you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make maximize pranks.