The Best 8 Maxim Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Maxim jokes. There are some maxim affinity jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these maxim misquote puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Maxim Jokes and Puns

How many moths does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just two, but how they get in there.. I don't know.

(Stolen from an old Maxim in my dad's storage)

What's the maximum velocity while having sex?

68, cause at 69 you flip over

Despite being a longtime single dude, I just *know* that legions of ladies want my body.

I've got the figure of a Maxim cover girl.

How would Maximus Decimus Meridius feel if the Emporer cannibalised Maximus' wife?

He would be glad he ate her.

What is the maximum of loneliness?

When even Jehova's Witnesses won't come and talk to you


My Dad was an angry man who lived by the maxim "Fight fire with fire"

He was never allowed to become a firefighter.

Possession is nine-tenths of the law

The maxim of daemon lawyers everywhere

A group of mobs said a maxim during a bank robbery

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the maxim principle jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working maxim scaler piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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