The Best 8 Maury Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Maury jokes. There are some maury netflix jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these maury lester puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Maury Jokes and Puns

Murphy and Seamus

Two Irish pilots, Murphy and Seamus, are flying a Ryanair Ltd. jet on its final approach at Cork Airport.

Murphy says: BuayJesus! Maury an' Josefff! Look how short this runway is.

Seamus replies: Yes, but look how fookin' wide it is!

Who has freed more black people than Abraham Lincoln?

Maury

A priest goes on Maury...

He is the Father

First baby born with DNA from 3 people

This week the world's first baby was born with DNA from three different people using a new controversial technique developed by US scientists. The baby will be featured in the upcoming episode of Maury and spoiler alert, they're both the father.

There's so much sexism in this world.

Just once I'd like to see a Maury show titled "You are not the Mother".


Darth Vader: I am your father


**Odin:** I am the all-father.

**God:** I am the father, the son and the holy spirit.

**Maury:** the DNA results are in, find out after the break.

What do you call two obese rednecks fighting on Christmas?

A Maury Christmas

I was watching the Kavanaugh confirmation hearing

when a Maury episode broke out

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