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Murphy and Seamus
Two Irish pilots, Murphy and Seamus, are flying a Ryanair Ltd. jet on its final approach at Cork Airport.
Murphy says: BuayJesus! Maury an' Josefff! Look how short this runway is.
Seamus replies: Yes, but look how fookin' wide it is!
Who has freed more black people than Abraham Lincoln?
Maury
A priest goes on Maury...
He is the Father
First baby born with DNA from 3 people
This week the world's first baby was born with DNA from three different people using a new controversial technique developed by US scientists. The baby will be featured in the upcoming episode of Maury and spoiler alert, they're both the father.
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Darth Vader: I am your father
**Odin:** I am the all-father.
**God:** I am the father, the son and the holy spirit.
**Maury:** the DNA results are in, find out after the break.
There's so much sexism in this world.
Just once I'd like to see a Maury show titled "You are not the Mother".
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What do you call two obese r**... fighting on Christmas?
A Maury Christmas
I was watching the Kavanaugh confirmation hearing
when a Maury episode broke out
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