The Best 15 Maul Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Maul jokes. There are some maul raptor jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these maul voat puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Maul Jokes and Puns

Why did Darth Maul jack off into a piece of fruit?

Because the sith always comes in pears

Jon was excited about his new rifle..

... and wanted to try it out, so he went bear hunting. He spotted a small black bear and shot it. There was then a tap on his shoulder and he turned round to see a larger black bear. The black bear said "You've got two choices, I either maul you to death or we have sex." Jon decided to bend over.Β Even though he felt sore for two weeks, Jon soon recovered and vowed revenge. He headed out on another trip, found the black bear, and shot it. Immediately, there was another tap on his shoulder. This time a big brown bear stood right next to him.Β The brown bear said, "That was a huge mistake, Jon. You've got two choices. Either I maul you to death or we'll have rough sex." Again, Jon thought it was better to comply.Β Although he survived, it was several months before Jon finally recovered. Outraged, he headed back to the woods, managed to track down the brown bear and shot it. He felt sweet revenge, but then there was a tap on his shoulder. He turned round to find a gigantic grizzly bear standing there.Β The grizzly bear said "Admit it, Jon, you don't come here for the hunting, do you?"Β 

Where does a Sith Lord do their shopping?

The Maul.

Maul joke, Where does a Sith Lord do their shopping?

What was Obi-Wan Kenobi's favorite place to hang out?

The Maul.

I got mauled by a Great Dane and ended up in intensive care

Come on Scooby Doo, ICU

There's a sale at the Maul

Everything's half off

Ironic isn't it? Darth Maul and Count Dooku died nearly the same way...

But one was just "ahead" of the other

Maul joke, Ironic isn't it? Darth Maul and Count Dooku died nearly the same way...

Did you hear about the discounts at Darth Maul?

I heard they're going to cut the sales by half

Did you hear about the new TV show about a retired Sith Lord that becomes a criminal for hire?

The title is: "Better Call Maul".

How did Qui Gon Jinn die?

He went to the Maul

Where do the Sith shop?

At the Darth Maul.


You can explore maul hyena reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean maul her dad jokes. There are also maul puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.

Once you've seen an Elephant attacked by a lion...

You've seen a maul.

I witnessed a bear attack at the food court today!

I was at the shopping maul.

What do you call a Sith Missionary? [OC by my 7yr old son]

The Apostle Maul.

suppose if you see one lion catch a zebra, you seen a maul


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the maul hammer jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working maul pastrami piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

Joko Jokes