Maul Jokes
30 maul jokes and hilarious maul puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about maul that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Do you love to laugh? Check out our collection of funny Darth Maul jokes that will have you in stitches! From Star Wars puns to classic one-liners, these jokes will have you cracking up with the Sith Lord's trademark guffaw. Plus, get a bonus chuckle out of Darth Maul's take on the classic sledgehammer and hyena jokes. Get ready for a galactic chucklefest!
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Funniest Maul Short Jokes
Short maul jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The maul humour may include short mace jokes also.
- My friend, who's star sign was cancer, died very ironically. He was mauled by a giant crab.
- My wife's star-sign was Cancer, so I guess you could say it was ironic how she died. Mauled to death by a giant crab.
- Did you hear about the man who got his entire left side of his body mauled off by a bear? He's all right now.
- Did you hear about the sith lord who went shopping? He went to the Maul. Everything was half off.
- What's the difference between a woman and a tiger entering a commercial center? The woman is shopping in the mall and the tiger is mauling in the shops.
- Ironic isn't it? Darth Maul and Count Dooku died nearly the same way... But one was just "ahead" of the other
- Apparently, Kevin James has been convicted of murdering a fish in cold blood. It's true, Paul Blart mauled carp.
- Did you hear about the discounts at Darth Maul? I heard they're going to cut the sales by half
- Did you hear about the circus performance gone wrong? The lion tamer was mauled, it was in tents.
- Did you hear about the new TV show about a retired Sith Lord that becomes a criminal for hire? The title is: "Better Call Maul".
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Maul One Liners
Which maul one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with maul? I can suggest the ones about mule and macho.
- My friend got mauled by a bear.... but i'm not gonna discuss the Grizzly details......
- Where does a Sith Lord do their shopping? The Maul.
- Where did the sith go to get their robes The shopping maul
- What was Obi-Wan Kenobi's favorite place to hang out? The Maul.
- There's a sale at the Maul Everything's half off
- What's Darth Maul's favourite alcoholic beverage? *Qui-Gon* Gin
- You know Darth Maul from Star Wars? He's only half the man he used to be.
- Did you hear about Darth Maul's girlfriend? She caught sithilis.
- A man was mauled by a bear, but lived. He said the pain was unBEARable...
- How did Qui Gon Jinn die? He went to the Maul
- Where do the Sith shop? At the Darth Maul.
:3 - Once you've seen an Elephant attacked by a lion... You've seen a maul.
- I witnessed a bear attack at the food court today! I was at the shopping maul.
- A man walks into a bār And he gets mauled.
- A man walks into a bear... He is mauled to death.
Darth Maul Jokes
Here is a list of funny darth maul jokes and even better darth maul puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Why won't the Jedi go hiking? They're afraid of being Darth Mauled.
- Why did Darth Maul j**... into a piece of fruit? Because the sith always comes in pears
Cheeky Maul Jokes to Experience Good Cheer & Frivolity
What funny jokes about maul you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean hammer jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make maul pranks.
Jon was excited about his new rifle..
... and wanted to try it out, so he went bear hunting. He spotted a small black bear and shot it. There was then a tap on his shoulder and he turned round to see a larger black bear. The black bear said "You've got two choices, I either maul you to death or we have s**...." Jon decided to bend over. Even though he felt sore for two weeks, Jon soon recovered and vowed revenge. He headed out on another trip, found the black bear, and shot it. Immediately, there was another tap on his shoulder. This time a big brown bear stood right next to him. The brown bear said, "That was a huge mistake, Jon. You've got two choices. Either I maul you to death or we'll have rough s**...." Again, Jon thought it was better to comply. Although he survived, it was several months before Jon finally recovered. Outraged, he headed back to the woods, managed to track down the brown bear and shot it. He felt sweet revenge, but then there was a tap on his shoulder. He turned round to find a gigantic grizzly bear standing there. The grizzly bear said "Admit it, Jon, you don't come here for the hunting, do you?"
I got mauled by a Great Dane and ended up in intensive care
Come on s**... Doo, ICU
