The Best 5 Maui Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Maui jokes. There are some maui hawaiian jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these maui lei puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Maui Jokes and Puns

Moana decides she wants to visit Maui.

Maui, being a super nice guy, prepares a large feast for her arrival, with plans to treat her like a queen. Moana arrives and sees the massive feast, and she says to Maui, "You've done too much for me. I cannot accept these lavish gifts. Why did you do this?"

Maui responds, "What can I say? Accept your welcome!"

What is a cat's favorite vacation spot?

Maui.

What does a Hawaiian say when they get hurt?

Maui!

First, I thought the Maui was a rock-head

But now I know he's the rock.

What do you call a prostitue from Maui?

"Hana Ho"


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the maui alto jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working maui bod piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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