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84 mature jokes and hilarious mature puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about mature that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

From family-friendly puns to the most sophisticated humor, find it all here! Get the biggest collection of jokes for mature audiences, ranging from Halloween to cheese to a mature age student. Laugh out loud and have a good time with the best mature jokes around, sure to make you grow up!

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Funniest Mature Short Jokes

Short mature jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The mature humour may include short grown up jokes also.

  1. What is the difference between a guitar player and a savings bond? The savings bond will eventually mature and earn money.
  2. Some young women are like bottles of wine They need to be tended to carefully and given time to mature, which is why I keep a few in my cellar.
  3. A kid threw a chunk of cheddar at me today I didn't think that was very mature.
    Fortunately, it wasn't sharp.
  4. My girlfriend just asked how mature I was on a scale of 1 to 100.. ..apparently 69 was not the correct answer.
  5. What's the difference between Swiss cheese and a black male? Swiss cheese matures before being filled with holes
  6. I like my women like I like my wine... ...locked in a dark basement for several years until they are mature enough to enjoy.
  7. There I was at the supermarket, minding my own business, when a man out of nowhere came up and threw a whole block of cheese at me! Real mature.
  8. What's the difference between a musician and a savings account? One eventually matures and starts to make money...
  9. I say two kids fighting the other day, and as a mature and responsible adult, I had to step in. They didn't stand a chance.
  10. I noticed that I am quite a mature person, ever since I stopped making indirect comments about others. Unlike some others that I know.

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Mature One Liners

Which mature one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with mature? I can suggest the ones about grow old and grown.

  1. Children are born with 4 kidneys. Upon maturity, 2 develop into adult knees.
  2. How does cheese get more mature? Fromage
  3. What austrian girls and wine have in common? Both mature in a cellar.
  4. I always wait for my Dad jokes to mature. That way they're full groan.
  5. On a scale from one to one hundred, how mature are you? 69.
  6. I was walking home and somebody threw a block of cheese at my head It wasn't very mature.
  7. On a scale of 1 to 100, how mature do you think you are? 69
  8. I like my women the same way I like my cheese Mature
  9. When's the best time for a paedophilia joke? Before it fully matures.
  10. What is Bond's greatest strength? Maturity.
  11. One day I shall solve my problems with maturity. Today, however, it will be alcohol.
  12. What kind of cheese do elderly people like to eat? Mature cheddar
  13. Why did the mature guy enjoy the painfully corny joke? Because he was a groan man.
  14. Why is the new Zork game rated M for mature?? I guess it's too grue-some.
  15. My friend threw a block of cheese at me today....... I said 'that's not very mature'

Mature Cheese Jokes

Here is a list of funny mature cheese jokes and even better mature cheese puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • I was walking home and someone threw a block of cheese out of their window hit me on the head I turned and shouted that wasn't very mature was it
  • So I was driving down the road one day, and somebody threw a lump of cheese at me... and I thought to myself, that's not very mature...
  • This kid was throwing cheese at me in the supermarket last night. I thought, well that's mature.
  • Cheese & Milk Just as I was getting home last night a guy hit me with a block of cheese.
    I thought that wasn't very mature.
    He then ran over and pour milk all over my head.
    I thought HOW DAIRY!!!
  • I was walking down the street one day.. and a man threw a bit of cheese at my head, i turned to him and said; 'oh, real mature mate'.
  • Went for walk yesterday and a bloke threw a lump of cheese at me. I thought to myself, well that's not very mature.
  • I was walking down the road the other day and this guy threw a block of cheese at my head I looked at him and said, that's mature.
  • My friend sneaked up behind me, and hit me over the head with a block of cheese I said Oh that's very mature.
  • I was walking down the street when a group of kids threw a block of cheese off me, they burst into laughter and I yelled That's not mature is it
  • I got home last night... ...after a long day at work, and the wife just throws a massive plate of cheese at me.
    I yelled at her,"Well that's f*cking mature!"

Mature Age Jokes

Here is a list of funny mature age jokes and even better mature age puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • What do Anti-Vaxxers and their children have in common? They both stopped maturing at the same age.
  • I've only met a few people with birthdays on leap year day. They were all mature for their age.
Mature joke, I've only met a few people with birthdays on leap year day.

Mature Student Jokes

Here is a list of funny mature student jokes and even better mature student puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • What's the difference between a drama student and a government savings bond? The government savings bond eventually matures and earns money.
Mature joke, What's the difference between a drama student and a government savings bond?

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Happy Mature Jokes for a Lighthearted Night with Friends

What funny jokes about mature you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean grow up jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make mature prank.

I've decided to become mature and enter the dating scene. My first move is an introduction. 'Hi my name is Eric'

Eric-tiledisfunction

s**...' and 'Love' ....;)

At the retreat, a couple was told to individually write a sentence using the words s**...' and 'love.'
The woman wrote:
When two mature people are passionately and deeply in love with one another to a high degree and they respect each other very much, just like my hubby and I, it is spiritually and morally acceptable for them to engage in the act physical s**... with one another.
The Husband wrote: I Love s**....

Why is 18 year old Scotch better than a 18 year old girl?

An 18 y.o. Scotch is less expensive, and you don't have to remember it's birthday. An 18 y.o.Scotch does not care if you try another Scotch. An 18 y.o. Scotch is mature, well mannered and good alone or shared. An 18 y.o. Scotch won't make you look like a child m**.... And most impotantly, a 18 y.o. Scotch doesn't try to talk to you.

What is the difference between a guitar player and government bonds?

Government bonds mature over time and earn money

I was walking home today...

...and a group of boys in a car drove past me and threw something out the window that just narrowly missed my head, I look down to find a block of cheese on the ground, and I just thought to myself... That's not very mature.

I asked my girlfriend to describe me in 5 words. She said I'm mature, I'm moral, I'm pure, I'm polite and I'm perfect..

Then she added that I also had a fundamental lack of understanding about apostrophes and spaces.

Someone keeps throwing cheese at me

Yeah, real mature.

Having a t**... with a mom and daughter

So it was Saturday night and I had no date and decided to drop in at the bar to get drunk and hopefully a girl to get laid with. As I started downing a few shots I noticed this hot looking mature lady ( must be in her 50s) sitting all alone at a corner table getting drunk and this thought came to mind that if she looks so hot for her age then she must be having a hot looking daughter as well and wish I could have a t**... with them. So I went to her table and asked her if I could join and to my delight she said yes. I chatted her up and next thing I know we caught a taxi and proceeded to her home. In the taxi I told her about my fantasy of having a t**... with a mother daughter combo and to my delight she felt it was a great idea and so we reached her home and as we entered she let out a shout,"Mom you still awake?"

What's the difference between a drummer and publicly traded stock?

Publicly traded stock will mature and make money.

Bread is not emotionally mature enough to have threesomes

When you spread your nuts all over one slice, the other gets jelly.

I was walking down the road when this bloke threw a lump of cheddar at me.

"That's not very mature" I said.

Mature plants will pollinate with any neighbouring plants if possible

This is known as Adult Tree.

I was walking down the street today and someone threw a block of cheese at me...

I said "That's mature..."

What's the difference between trumpet players and government bonds?

Government bonds eventually mature and earn money.

Have you ever seen a mature cow slide down a snowy hill on a pair of sticks?

Nope, never seen a Gronkowski

A guy drove past me in his car and threw a lump of cheddar at me.

I thought to myself "That's mature!"

You know you can fit 63 Earths in Uranus.

I don't think I'll ever be mature enough to not laugh at that.

My husband cheated

I caught my husband cheating. I'm not going to lie, I didn't handle it in the most mature way possible. I threw an iron at him and took quite a bit of money from him.
Then later we had a heart to heart and decided never to play Monopoly again. Lesson learned.

A bloke chucked a piece of cheddar at me the other day

I said "that's not very mature is it"

What does a mature women have between her breast that a young women doesn't?

A bellybutton

In the supermarket yesterday, some bloke threw a pack of mild cheddar at me.

I thought "that's not very mature".

If you adults are so mature then stop making school shooting jokes.

They're directed at a younger audiance
(PLS don't get offended)

I was in the supermarket the other day when this guy threw a block of cheddar at me.

Outraged, I shouted : "Well that's not very mature is it ?"

Do you know how you can tell that women mature faster than men?

Men don't grow b**... until they turn 40.
(Credit goes to the old guy who made me chuckle today at work)

What do you call a dating service connecting young men with mature women?

Oedipal Arrangements

It doesn't matter if my wife tells me Im not mature

Im not going to let her enter my tree house without the right password

A c**... joke I thought up.

What do you get if you purchase a quad pack of traditional mature Japanese wine?
Four old times sake.

It's a good thing we grow out of things as we mature...

Baby clothes would look ridiculous on me.

Mature joke, I was walking down the road the other day and this guy threw a block of cheese at my head

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