Mature Cheese Jokes

Funniest Mature Cheese Short Jokes

Short mature cheese jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The mature cheese humour may include short cheddar cheese jokes also.

1. What's the difference between Swiss cheese and a black male? Swiss cheese matures before being filled with holes
2. There I was at the supermarket, minding my own business, when a man out of nowhere came up and threw a whole block of cheese at me! Real mature.
3. I was walking home and someone threw a block of cheese out of their window hit me on the head I turned and shouted that wasn't very mature was it
4. So I was driving down the road one day, and somebody threw a lump of cheese at me... and I thought to myself, that's not very mature...
5. This kid was throwing cheese at me in the supermarket last night. I thought, well that's mature.
6. Cheese & Milk Just as I was getting home last night a guy hit me with a block of cheese.
   I thought that wasn't very mature.
   He then ran over and pour milk all over my head.
   I thought HOW DAIRY!!!
7. I was walking down the street one day.. and a man threw a bit of cheese at my head, i turned to him and said; 'oh, real mature mate'.
8. Went for walk yesterday and a bloke threw a lump of cheese at me. I thought to myself, well that's not very mature.
9. I was walking down the road the other day and this guy threw a block of cheese at my head I looked at him and said, that's mature.
10. My friend sneaked up behind me, and hit me over the head with a block of cheese I said Oh that's very mature.

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Mature Cheese One Liners

Which mature cheese one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with mature cheese? I can suggest the ones about cheese and muenster cheese.

1. How does cheese get more mature? Fromage
2. I was walking home and somebody threw a block of cheese at my head It wasn't very mature.
3. I like my women the same way I like my cheese Mature
4. What kind of cheese do elderly people like to eat? Mature cheddar
5. My friend threw a block of cheese at me today....... I said 'that's not very mature'
6. Someone keeps throwing cheese at me Yeah, real mature.
7. Why did the cheese not play with the toppings on the pizza Because it was too mature
8. what's a slice of cheese's secret f**...? mature.
   I'll pack up and leave.

Mature Cheese Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about mature cheese you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean mature jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make mature cheese pranks.