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He opened a furniture shop & a lingerie shop.
In 6 months....
he made a good business.
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He sends an email to his wife saying:
Please rush, pack up & come to USA,
I sold 100 mattresses and 5000 panties.
I made $100,000.
She replies:
It is better that you close your shop and come back fast.
With 1 mattress & with no panties
I made $300,000.. ...
They blow themselves up.
A man left his home country of India to go to America in hopes of making money to support his family. He opened a furniture and lingerie business and in just 3 months he had made 80,000 dollars.
So he he wrote to his wife saying 'Honey I want you and the kids to come to America, I sold 1500 mattresses and 900 panties and business is going well!'
The wife wrote back saying 'You should come back to India, with just 1 mattress and no panties Ive made 500,000 dollars!'
Seems like people are really sleeping on them
They push two twins together to make a king.
I really only needed one, but when I went to buy it, I saw that it was a twin, and I didn't want to separate them.
Doesn't work because it turns out nothing has happened in my bed that's worth remembering
"They remember"
I had forgotten how much better they taste than traditional mattresses.
...because after all that hard work you don't want to sheet the bed.
I was impressed.
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Dad: You stack them up.
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