The Best 2 Matteroffactly Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Matteroffactly jokes. There are some matteroffactly rope jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these matteroffactly street puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Matteroffactly Jokes and Puns

A boy was riding a toy firetruck across the street, behind pulled very slowly by a rope tied to a dog...

Unfortunately for the dog, the rope was tied around the dog's testicles. I thought I'd give him some advice, so I walked on over.
"Now son, your dog would pull you
much faster if the rope was around his neck."
The little boy looked at me, and replied matter-of-factly, "Yes, but then I wouldn't have a siren!"

I walked in on my little son vigorously rubbing shampoo on his shoulders...

...when I asked him what he was doing he matter-of-factly replied, "Mom the bottle says 'Head and Shoulders.'"

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the matteroffactly man jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working matteroffactly pull piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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