The Best 6 Mattel Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Mattel jokes. There are some mattel playoff jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these mattel matchbox puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Mattel Jokes and Puns

Mattel released a Muslim Barbie...

It's a blow-up doll.

Mattel made Unoβ„’ a "sequel" called Dosβ„’

Legend says they started on the next one, but they disappeared without a Tresβ„’...

In a progressive move, Mattel is making a new boyfriend for Barbie who's a homeless man from New Jersey

Hobo Ken.

How much does it cost to fly to South America?

A Brazillion dollars

(I stole this from Trixie Mattel)

MATTEL announced sequel to UNO called DOS.

HASBRO will announce their follow up to OPERATION:

CRIPPLING DEBT.


Did you guys hear about how Mattel took back all those Terminator action figures?

It was a *Total Recall*

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We suggest to use only working mattel vinyl piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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