Mats Jokes
46 mats jokes and hilarious mats puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about mats that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Mats Short Jokes
Short mats jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The mats humour may include short matte jokes also.
- I've started a business selling prayer mats which are also trampolines... Prophets are going through the roof.
- I opened a company selling land mines that look like prayer mats. Prophets are going through the roof.
- I started a company.. I started a company selling land mines disguised as prayer mats. Prophets are going through the roof!
- I started selling land mines disguised as prayer mats Prophets are going through the roof.
(Yes it's old, but I still love it) - A man has started a business in Afghanistan. He's selling landmines that look like prayer mats... Prophets are going through the roof.
- A British engineer just opened a buisness in Afganistan. He is selling landmines that look like prayer mats. When asked how buisness was going he said that prophets are going through the roof.
- I made a company that disguises land mines as prayer mats... Prophets are through the roof
- My new invention has made me rich!!! exploding prayer mats, prophets are going through the roof
- My friend decided to start an industry selling landmines disguised as prayer mats. Prophets have been going through the roof.
- Have you heard about the new landmines? They're disguised as prayer mats and prophets have gone through the roof
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Mats One Liners
Which mats one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with mats? I can suggest the ones about rugs and bed sheets.
- I started a business putting explosives in prayer mats Prophets are though the roof.
- I just opened an explosive prayer mat business. Prophets are through the roof.
- What do you call a guy lying in front if a door Mat
- What is the relation between a door mat and a door step A step-farther
- What do you call an armless, legless man at your front door? Mat
- My mate is made completely out of matted wool fabric. He's felt better
- Why do mathematicians dislike cloth rugs? They prefer fur mats.
- Roses are red, I bought a new door mat Let's write some jokes, but use this format.
- Just invented a landmine that looks like a prayer mat... Prophets are through the roof!!!
- What do you name a baby with no arms or legs? Mat.
- My explosive prayer mat business is booming They say prophets are going through the roof!
- Whenever I see a person with a yoga mat... I tell them to get bent.
- (bad joke) What's the best vegetable for stepping on when you get out of the shower? A toe-mat-o.
- Goes to the gym, lays on the mat to stretch, falls asleep.
- I've decided to open a laundry mat / brother Bukakai Laundry: Many loads, one dollar.

Happy Mats Jokes for a Lighthearted Night with Friends
What funny jokes about mats you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean beds jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make mats pranks.
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A British Engineer just started his own business in Afghanistan. He's making land mines that look like prayer mats. It's doing very well. He says prophets are going through the roof.
A friend of mine just started his own business in Afghanistan..
making land mines that look like prayer mats. He's doing very well, business is booming and Prophets are going through the roof.
I used to own a business, where I sold landmines disguised as prayer mats..
The prophets are going through the roof
An Englishman starts his own business in Afganistan
He is making land mines that look like prayer mats! He is doing quite well! Profits are going through the roof!
I've been thinking about manufacturing and selling landmines disguised as prayer mats...
...prophets would go through the roof!
Isis have just started making explosive prayer mats
In their first quarterly report they said that prophets were going through the roof.
Explosive Opportunity
A British engineer started his own business in Afghanistan.
He's making landmines that look like prayer mats. He says that prophets are going through the roof.
A new type of product !
I opened a company selling land mines disguised as prayer mats. Prophets are going through the roof.
I walked into a store today...
...and they were selling explosives disguised as prayer mats. I wasn't one to judge them; after all, they'd said prophets were going through the roof.
I'm starting a career by putting bombs in prayer mats
I think prophets will go through the roof
I created an online website selling land mines disguised as prayer mats...
Prophets went through the roof
Note: repost, thanks to the kind user who corrected me
I started a company that makes land mines that look like prayer mats.
Business is definitely booming, because prophets are going through the roof.
Invest Now!
Quick! Invest now! Theres a company in England that is now manufacturing landmines that look like prayre mats! The main factorty is in the middle east, where prophets are going through the roof!
I created an online website selling prayer mats disguised as land mines...
Prophets are going through the roof
A friend of mine makes prayer mats with hidden explosives
I asked how his business is doing, he said: "Great! Prophets are through the roof!"
I started a business selling landmines that resemble prayer mats.
Prophets are through the roof.
h**... should use laundry mats as fronts for their brothels
They both charge by the load.
prophets
this guy is making mines cleverly disguised as prayer mats. he says his prophets are going through the roof!
Business Franchise
A mate has just started his own business.
He manufactures land-mines that look like prayer mats.
It's doing well.
He says prophets are going through the roof!

