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He kept insisting there was no spoon!
and now all the eigenvalues are wrong.
Because there is no spoon.
The seafood was fresh off the grill. Keanu Reeves tasted it and exclaimed "What is this! It's like charcoal!"
The cook turned and said "What if I told you...that's why they call me Laurence Fishburne"
^I'll ^see ^myself ^out
I'm really confused so far. When do we learn about Neo?
...Bill Cosby got the role of Morpheus. "The red pill or the blue pill?"
.... the second one? Ehh... not so much.
I don't know, ask Neo Degrasse Tyson.
Snitches get glitches
So I said, "Nonsense! Just look at the Matrix trilogy."
Because there is no such thing as the Matrix, dumbass. It's just a movie.
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All you see is a bunch of ones and zeroes
A Toyota Matrix.
A Neo not-see.
Looks like I dodged a bullet with that one.
Neo-sporin
When you're young, you take the red pill, because you're depressed. When you're older, you take the blue pill because your wife doesn't do it for you anymore.
XI = X = IX
for any matrix X
Matrix
There is a spoon.
That was a pretty handy life hack
Because all I was seeing were 1s and 0s
but turns out - it was just another repost
So we packed our bags and stayed in the Toyota.
Because they'll always play matrix on you.
I just wish she had some more **agency**.
That was the second time I've been called a neo-nazi.
Code Enforcement.
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