Matrix Jokes

51 matrix jokes and hilarious matrix puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about matrix that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Are you a fan of the Matrix movies? Looking for a laugh? Check out this hilarious collection of Matrix jokes, from Neo Matrix to Marvel Matrix to Bad Matrix and more! Learn some funny Matrix related jokes, as well as some jokes about the movie and its various sequels, prequels, and spin-offs. Be warned, some of these jokes may be considered offensive or pornographic.

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Funniest Matrix Short Jokes

Short matrix jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The matrix humour may include short vector jokes also.

  1. The Matrix in reverse is the story of a guy who quit drugs and got a job Convince me otherwise
  2. The girls in my computer science class are like the matrix All you see is a bunch of ones and zeroes
  3. I walked into a bar full of ugly women last night and swore I entered the Matrix. Because all I was seeing were 1s and 0s
  4. My friend said "Women directors have never had major success with a live action film" So I said, "Nonsense! Just look at the Matrix trilogy."
  5. Why cant you trust math teachers in the spring time? Because they'll always play matrix on you.
  6. The first Matrix director coming out as a trans-woman felt bold, unexpected and original.... .... the second one? Ehh... not so much.
  7. The Matrix would have been an entirely different movie if... ...Bill Cosby got the role of Morpheus. "The red pill or the blue pill?"
  8. So you guys know that one part in Matrix Reloaded when Neo revives Trinity? That was a pretty handy life hack
  9. My neighbour hosted a party and the theme was The Matrix. My girlfriend got home when it was finished and said it was rubbish. Looks like I dodged a bullet with that one.
  10. Started my Matrix Algebra class a few months ago... I'm really confused so far. When do we learn about Neo?

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Matrix One Liners

Which matrix one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with matrix? I can suggest the ones about column and cell.

  1. What do you call someone who has never seen the Matrix? A Neo not-see.
  2. What do you use to heal cuts in the matrix? Neo-sporin
  3. Why can't you eat soup in The Matrix? Because there is no spoon.
  4. I can prove 11 = 10 = 9 XI = X = IX
    for any matrix X
  5. A warning to prisoners of the Matrix Snitches get glitches
  6. Elon Musk rewatches The Matrix. Realizes that Neo is the good guy.
  7. They changed something in the matrix... and now all the eigenvalues are wrong.
  8. M Night Shyamalan directs The Matrix: There is a spoon.
  9. What agency did Agent Smith work for in The Matrix? Code Enforcement.
  10. What is the trix rabbit's favorite movie? Matrix
  11. What kind of car does keanu reeves drive? A Toyota Matrix.
  12. You know "The Matrix" that was Chuck Norris' very first dream.
  13. The Matrix is a game on Chuck Norris' PS3.
  14. In the Matrix, the bullets try to dodge Chuck Norris - and fail.
  15. Phone booths are disappearing It's getting harder and harder to leave the matrix.

Neo Matrix Jokes

Here is a list of funny neo matrix jokes and even better neo matrix puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • I went out to dinner with Neo from The Matrix when I saw him eating soup with a fork. He kept insisting there was no spoon!
  • What would happen if The Matrix was filmed in space. I don't know, ask Neo Degrasse Tyson.
  • How Much Ram does The Matrix Have? One Neo-Byte
  • I got kicked out of Comic-Con for assaulting a guy who didnt know who Keanu Reeves played in The Matrix That was the second time I've been called a neo-n**....
  • One thing that bothers me about The Matrix is that Trinity is just there as a love interest for Neo I just wish she had some more **agency**.
  • I don't get neo-n**... . . . So, they are like, what you call n**... in the Matrix?

Matrix Movie Jokes

Here is a list of funny matrix movie jokes and even better matrix movie puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Why is it weird that some adults love the Matrix movies? Because Matrix are for kids!
  • Do you know why can't you eat soup in the Matrix? Because there is no such thing as the Matrix, d**.... It's just a movie.
  • Why do n**... hate the matrix movies? Too much shlomo-tion
Matrix joke, Why do n**... hate the matrix movies?

Matrix Math Jokes

Here is a list of funny matrix math jokes and even better matrix math puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Math joke: What do you call a matrix that got all its teeth pulled? Ortho-gone-all (orthogonal)
Matrix joke, Math joke: What do you call a matrix that got all its teeth pulled?

Unearthly Funniest Matrix Jokes to Tickle Your Sides

What funny jokes about matrix you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean array jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make matrix pranks.

The cast of the Matrix was having a barbeque

The seafood was fresh off the grill. Keanu Reeves tasted it and exclaimed "What is this! It's like charcoal!"
The cook turned and said "What if I told you...that's why they call me Laurence Fishburne"
^I'll ^see ^myself ^out

Why is life like the matrix?

When you're young, you take the red pill, because you're depressed. When you're older, you take the blue pill because your wife doesn't do it for you anymore.

Matrix joke, I went out to dinner with Neo from The Matrix when I saw him eating soup with a fork.