The seafood was fresh off the grill. Keanu Reeves tasted it and exclaimed "What is this! It's like charcoal!"
The cook turned and said "What if I told you...that's why they call me Laurence Fishburne"
^I'll ^see ^myself ^out
All you see is a bunch of ones and zeroes
Because all I was seeing were 1s and 0s
A Neo not-see.
Neo-sporin
Because there is no spoon.
I was like, "There's no way Neo could be a Nazi! He lives in a place called Zion and most of his friends are black!"
XI = X = IX
for any matrix X
Snitches get glitches
He goes over to a group of questionable women and proclaims, "DAMN, I must be in the Matrix!"
One of the more questionable women responds, "What makes you say that?"
The guy replies, "Because all I see are 1's and 0's!"
So I said, "Nonsense! Just look at the Matrix trilogy."
Because there is no such thing as the Matrix, dumbass. It's just a movie.
There is a spoon.
and now all the eigenvalues are wrong.
A report shows that North Korea has 6,000 cyber attack specialists. In fairness, North Korea's definition of cyber attack specialist is anyone who's ever watched The Matrix.
...these cyber attack specialists can access any computer on the planet, and leave the message Please. Help me get out of North Korea.
In Mexico, a vicious drug cartel forced some members to eat human hearts. Ex-members of the cartel who were forced to eat hearts have formed a class action, and are suing the cartel for 100 million kilos of cocaine.
In Florida, a man brought a five-month-old baby to an attempted burglary. The man has been offered a reduced sentence, if he agrees to testify against the baby.
I'm really confused so far. When do we learn about Neo?
Because there is no spoon.
That was a pretty handy life hack
Looks like I dodged a bullet with that one.
When you're young, you take the red pill, because you're depressed. When you're older, you take the blue pill because your wife doesn't do it for you anymore.
.... the second one? Ehh... not so much.
...Bill Cosby got the role of Morpheus. "The red pill or the blue pill?"
He kept insisting there was no spoon!
Because she was having an identity crisis.
So, they are like, what you call Nazis in the Matrix?
You can find both in the matrix!
A Toyota Matrix.
Neo Nazi
Neo Nazi.
Too much shlomo-tion
There is no spoon.
So we packed our bags and stayed in the Toyota.
I don't know, ask Neo Degrasse Tyson.
A glitch in the matrix
Keanu Leaves
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