The Best 3 Matrimony Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Matrimony jokes. There are some matrimony davidson jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these matrimony unwed puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Matrimony Jokes and Puns

Married in the arctic circle

After 30 years of unfulfilling matrimony a crotchety old Alaskan couple finally decide to seek marriage counseling.

Upon the first meeting with their therapist they both sit down awkwardly on the couch, and pull back their Anorak hoods only to realize that they've been married to the WRONG person for the past 30 years.

The wife sighs, looks at the doctor and exclaims "It's like I've been trying to tell him doctor, I'm just not that Inuit."

After my wedding we ate Swiss cheese and played golf.

It was a say of holey matrimony.

I saw a billboard that said Holy matrimony is something between a man and a woman .

Does that mean Caitlyn Jenner is 'holy matrimony'?

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the matrimony unmarried jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working matrimony holy piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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