Mating Season Jokes
9 mating season jokes and hilarious mating season puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about mating season that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Silly & Ridiculous Mating Season Jokes to Spread Joy & Laughter
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When do Pirates acquire their crew?
During mating season
Why is it best to be inside by dark during Xenomorph mating season?
They moistly only come out at night...moistly.
Male preying mantises when mating season starts: finally!
Male preying mantises after mating season:
Guy1: Hey mate
Guy2: Nah, it's not my mating season yet
What do American school canteens season their food with?
Mono Sodium Shoot-ya-mates
What do you call insects of the order Mantodea during mating season?
Laying mantises.
One day the male gorilla at a zoo's enclosure dies...
...The female is about to go into mating season so they are desperately searching for a replacement for the male gorilla. So, after trying all of the neighboring zoos they see the Greek janitor raking leaves with his hairy back for all to see. They approach him and ask,
"Will you sleep with the female gorilla for $500?"
He replies,
"I'll need to think about it overnight"
The next day he comes in and walks up and says,
"OK, I'll do it under one condition."
"Anything," they reply.
"Ok, you are going to have to give me a week to come up with the $500."
What do you call seagulls during mating season?
\#relationshipgulls
Have you herd?
Its mating season at chick-fil-a today
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