The Best 3 Mathmetician Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Mathmetician jokes. There are some mathmetician mathematic jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these mathmetician algebraic puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Mathmetician Jokes and Puns

An engineer, a mathmetician, and a physicist are hired by a farmer to build the smallest fence possible to hold all his sheep.

The physicist makes a large fence and gradually shrinks it over and over until he cannot shrink it any further.

The engineer stacks all the sheep in a specific way and builds a small fence around them.

The mathmetician builds a tiny fence around himself and then defines himself as outside the fence.

What do mathmeticians do when they are constipated?

Work it out with a pencil

** Two mathmeticians deciding about sex positions **

"Wanna be numerator or denominator?"

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the mathmetician efficient jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working mathmetician materials piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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