Mathew Jokes
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What is someone's name who hates Maths?
Math-ew
What do you call a Hurricane with a bad attitude?
What do you call a Hurricane with a bad attitude? A Hurri-cant!
Currently evacuated for the second time (Mathew, now Irma). Shared this joke with my sister in law last year and it's an all-star dad joke if I say so.
It would be great if Mathew McConaughey was a bailiff
That way when the judge walks in he could say
All rise All rise All rise
George Clooney, Leonardo DiCaprio, and Mathew McConaughey are in a coffee shop to discuss a new movie:
Clooney: I'll direct.
DiCaprio: I'll act.
McConaughey: I'll write, I'll write, I'll write.
Mathew McConaughey had a s**......
Don't worry, hes alright alright alright!
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