Mathematician Girlfriend Jokes
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A mathematician couldn't remember if he had been with his girlfriend for 1 year or 2.
But he knew it was <3.
Wife or Girlfriend
A physicist, a mathematician and a computer scientist discuss what is better: a wife or a girlfriend. The physicist: "A girlfriend. You still have freedom to experiment." The mathematician: "A wife. You have security." The computer scientist: "Both. When I'm not with my wife, she thinks I'm with my girlfriend. With my girlfriend it's vice versa. And I can be with my computer without anyone disturbing me..."
My mathematician friend broke up with his girlfriend
He said she was a -1
Being romantic as an awkward mathematician is hard...
I called my girlfriend 1/cos(c) to try and compliment her but I don't think she caught my drift. Can't blame her though, that's a triggy one.
Two mathematicians are talking to each other
Mathematician 1: so I herd you got a girlfriend, is she hot?
Mathematician 2: Yea she's a real square root of 100
Mathematician 1: Mine too, but -100
How did the mathematician propose to his girlfriend?
He gave her the integers with operations of addition and multiplication.
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