The Best 7 Mathematically Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Mathematically jokes. There are some mathematically math jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these mathematically mathematic puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Mathematically Jokes and Puns

An infinite number of mathematically inclined cows walk into a bar...

And the bartender says, "close the door! Were you raised in a barn?!"

But the cows keep shuffling in.

Because they don't understand English.

What do I get when I pour my Root Beer into a square mug?

Just Beer.

If you don't get it, think mathematically.

You being born is mathematically called a...

Spermutation.

Mathematically speaking..

The average person is mean. :-)

The Lottery

Is a voluntary tax for the mathematically challenged.


8 out of every 5 people are mathematically illiterate

Girlfriends are the evil, and I can prove it mathematically.

>A girlfriend costs someone two things. Time and Money.

Time x Money = Girlfriend

>Ever heard the saying, 'Time is Money'?

Time = Money

Money x Money = Girlfriend

Money^2 = Girlfriend

>Every heard the saying, 'Money is the root of all Evil'

Money = √Evil

Money^2 = Evil

Evil = Money^2 = Girlfriend

Girlfriend = Evil

>You can't argue with math.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the mathematically mathematical jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working mathematically reals piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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