Following is our collection of **funny Mathematical jokes**. There are some mathematical cosecant jokes no one knows (*to tell your friends*) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these **mathematical secant puns** funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

The owner of a golf course in Georgia was confused about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help.

He called her into his office and said, "Y'all graduated from the University of Georgia and I need some help. If I wuz to give yew $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?"

The secretary thought a moment, and then replied, "Everthang but my earrings."

He was confused about a bill he had received, so he asked his secretary for some mathematical help. "If I were to give you $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off? " he asked her.

The secretary replied, "Everything but my earrings. "

A dozen, a gross, and a score

Plus three times the square root of four

Divided by seven

Plus five times eleven

Is nine squared and not a bit more.

Aunt Sally

3x/2

[3 halves x...................3 have sex]

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The Cross Product

As someone who has passed their prime.

She got the Strawberry Fields Medal.

Because E equals MC^2

Japanese Mathematician: "Acknowledge my presence, zero"

Me: "Can you elaborate in mathematical terms?"

Japanese Mathematician: "Notice me sin(pi)"

Inequalities

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Logger-rhythms.

There they saw the exponential function sitting by himself

They poked him, "c'mon man, join the party"

To which he replied, "it's not my fault, eveytime I try to integrate, I just end up with myself"

A quadratic equation :)

(h/p) Γ· (h/v) = (hv/ph)

The average person is mean. :-)

A boolean cube!

'I Love You' is a mathematical function where,

'I Love' - is constant and ;

'You' - is a variable..

It would be a really nice log.

An ideal log.

Square Root.

Anything it is applied to becomes radicalized.

*Trigger*nometry

Teacher-If 1000 Kgs= Ton.

Then!

For 3000 Kgs =How Much?

Student - Ton!Ton!Ton!

Hypotenuse.

A Ο-thon.

when suddenly the alarm bells ring:

a rogue differential operator has been sighted.

Fearing for their life, the functions run away or try to hide, but a brave function stands its ground and confronts the aggressor: I am e to the x, you cannot do anything to me! Go away!

The differential operator calmly replies: but I am d over dt, and proceeds to swallow the poor exponential.

I have nothing more to add

By mathematical induction.

Sex is like math:

Add the bed

Subtract the clothes

Divide the legs and pray you dont multiply

An exponential crisis.

They're deriving me crazy.

They cover the walls in graph-iti.

Round and irrational.

Happy Pi Day everyone!

He took the two identities to a beach. However, they were too heavy for him to carry. Β He wanted to keep them under the sand, but the beach was so narrow that it could only contain one of them: sine or cosine.

He decided that, using his mathematical skills, that he would stack sine over cosine - but that resulted in tan! He did not want to get tan. So he stacked cosind over sine...

and then he got cot.

An Al-Gore-Rhythm.

A mathematical proof for the existence of surjective functions is an onto-logical argument

Ad hominem

An algebra.

Sin and Cos

They asked if I had any beer. I said no, but I have some root beer and square glasses to drink from.

Process of elimination

It's the base decibel level raised to the power of n. The exponent n represents the number of hours ago you told your wife you'd be home.

In Kent a business man was confused about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help.

He called her into his office and said, "You graduated from the University of Essex and I need some help. If I were to give you Β£20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?"

The secretary thought a moment, and then replied, "Everything but my earrings!"

Suddenly, he's spouting complicated mathematical solutions. Impressed, the last guy asks the mermaid to quintuple his I.Q. The mermaid hesitates and asks, "Are you sure that's what you really want?" "Absolutely!" says the man. The mermaid smiles. Instantly, the third man turns into a woman.

Because OCT 31 = DEC 25.

This might be the nerdiest joke I know. Here's a bonus mathematical nerd joke:

Why don't riddles work in octal notation?

Because seven ten eleven.

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