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- Why did a mathematician named his dog Cauchy? Let me test math awareness of this sub. This was told by a professor in a class.
Answer: because it left residue at every pole! - What do winter solstice and a math test have in common? They both have you counting down to the end.
- I couldn't figure out the answer to 180˚/ π on my math test. So the girl next to me let me cheat off her.
It was rad. - Math is hard I just couldn't figure out the test problem log(na)^bo
It was just all bologna to me - Nostradamus calls his son and asks him: Why are you going to get a D in your math test, tomorrow?
- What did the Pie say when he failed a math test? "How did I get these simple questions wrong! I am so irrational!"
- As soon as I entered the classroom I knew I was going to fail my maths test. So I did a 360 and left.
- Looking at my score, I think I failed the math test but it's hard to tell I'm pretty bad with numbers.
- If I got 50¢ for every math test I've failed. I would be able to buy a tie, pursue a career, and stop reposting old jokes.
- I wake up from a nightmare that I am taking a math test... and find out that I am taking a math test.
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Math Test One Liners
Which math test one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with math test? I can suggest the ones about math homework and math problem.
- If I got 50¢ for every math test I've failed I would have $7.20 by now
- I can't remember how to write 1, 1000, 51, 6 and 500 in roman numeral I M LIVID
- Why did ChatGPT fail its math test? Because it kept giving AI-deas instead of answers.
- Why did the mule fail his math test? He was half-assing it
- I once had a math test in an elevator... I was wrong on so many levels.
- I took a math test. It came up negative.
- Why did the baseball player fail at the math test? He used base 3.
- My math teacher Staples Burger King applications on failed tests.
- What do you do when you have 10 minutes to complete your math test? Geometry dash
- I just failed my test Me: "I just failed my math test"
Mom: "What was it on?"
Me: "Paper" - Did anyone see the questions on that math test? It was in tenths!
- How did kobe bryant go on his math test? He didn't pass.
- Why did DRAM flunk his math test? Because he was SODIMM.
- If you have a math test, you can always count on it. A calculator
- What did the math teacher when you got a 99 on a test? Hmm, that's odd.
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What funny jokes about math test you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean math class jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make math test pranks.
Chintu: "You never study, so how come you don't fail your math tests?"
Pintu: "Because whenever there is a math test, I don't go to school!"
A lawyer, an engineer and a mathematician were called in for a test.
The engineer went in first and was asked, "What is 2+2?"
The engineer thought awhile and finally answered, "4."
Then the mathemetician was called in and was asked the same question.
With little thought he replied, "4.0"
Then the lawyer was called in, and was asked the same question.
The lawyer answered even quicker than the mathematician, "What do you want it to be?"
On a high school math test, Chuck Norris put down "Violence" as every one of the answers.
He got an A+ on the test because Chuck Norris solves all his problems with Violence.
Three elderly men are at the doctor for a memory test.
The doctor says to the first man, "What is three times three?"
"274," was his reply.
The doctor says to the second man, "It's your turn. What is three times three?"
"Tuesday," replies the second man.
The doctor says to the third man, "Okay, your turn. What's three times three?"
"Nine," says the third man.
"That's great!" says the doctor. "How did you get that?"
"Simple," says the third man. "I subtracted 274 from Tuesday."
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One day, h**... decided to test out the skills of several prisoners in Treblinka.
As the first test, he had his soldiers bring him out the three prisoners, then line them up before him.
"How high can you jump?" he asks the first one.
"About 1 meter," answers the prisoner.
h**... nodded before turning to his soldier.
"Take this one back to work, but give him 1 kilogram of rye bread."
After the soldier did as he was told, h**... stood before the second prisoner.
"How high can you jump?" he asks again.
After a moment of thinking, the prisoner says.
"Two meters, if I really try."
h**... nodded before turning to his soldier again.
"Take this one back to work too, but give him two kilograms of rye bread."
Observing this, the third prisoner did the maths and hatched a plan.
Finally, h**... stood face to face with him.
"How high can you jump?" he asked him at last prisoner.
"My most illustrious Führer, I can jump 5 meters!" said the prisoner as a smug grin bloomed on his face.
h**... frowned before turning to his soldier.
"Tell me, Walter: how tall are the walls around the camp?"
"Three meters, my Führer!" cried the soldier.
h**... nodded again before turning to the last prisoner.
"In that case, shoot this one: he may become a problem in the future."
One day, Little Johnny was with his father at home.
He asked: "What does "evolution" mean?"
His father replied, "Figure it out."
Next day, at school, during a math test, a boy raised his hand: "What's 289+308?"
The teacher said: "Figure it out."
Ten minutes later, Little Johnny looked at the boy and said: "Why don't you write "evolution"? Your teacher already told you!"
My Math Professor Told Us This Joke Today.
A mathematician had a change of heart and decided to embark on a career change to become a fire fighter. He walks into a fire station, approaches the supervisor and demands to be hired.
Even though there were positions open, the supervisor doesn't consider the mathematician very practical and decides to give him two tests before he hired the mathematician.
The supervisor takes the mathematician to the back of the station and lights the dumpster on fire, saying "What do you do?" The mathematician immediately picks up a hose and puts the fire out.
The supervisor now asks his final question, "Now that the dumpster is not on fire, what do you do?"
The mathematician thinks and says "This problem can be reduced to a problem with a known solution." and lights the dumpster on fire.
How do you tell a natural blond apart from girls who have their hair dyed?
Math test.
There was an International Job opening.
Two men applied, a Canadian man, and an American. After the test and the interview, they company decided to go with the Canadian man. The American with distraught asked why they decided to hire the Canadian and how he did in the interview and test. They said it was a very difficult decision because they both did equally well on the test and in the interview. The American was outraged. "THEN WHY DID YOU HIRE THE CANADIAN?!?." The manager then responded, "Well, you both did equally well in the interview, but the real problem was the test. You both got 9/10 on the test, but for question 10, the Canadian man put 'I don't know' and you put 'me neither.'"
Shout out to my Math Teacher for telling me this one.
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Why didn't the mentally challenged kid finish his math test in time?
Because he was too slow.
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My attempt at a s**... math joke
A sine wave and a cosine wave are trying to have a baby. They are deeply religious so the only position they are able to do is m**.... After many attempts they think they might have conceived a child. The cosine wave grabs a pregnancy test, goes into the bathroom, and comes out a couple of minutes later. The sine wave says "well is it negative or positive?" and the cosine wave says "no, it's tangent."
My math teacher kept giving easy parabolas and circles until the test day when he gave a large, difficult hyperbola.
The long con.
A boy goes up to a girl and says "hey baby what's up"...
She says "I have a boyfriend", he says "I have a math test".
The girl says "What's that got to do with anything?", he replies "I thought we were just naming things we are going to cheat on."
How was the bird able to pass his math test?
He was winging it.
Why did the ISIS member fail math?
He always bombed his tests.
I had a math test today
I felt good about my math test.
Then I started the first question
It's finals week and the only question on the test is "what is 2+2?"
A philosophy major writes a long eloquent response but doesn't bother to actually answer the question.
A math major makes a formal proof that 2=2 and that addition is commutative before using the squeeze theorem to prove that 4≤2+2≤4.
An engineering major knows the answer is 4 but writes down 5 just to be safe.
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What's long and hard on a black guy?
A math test.
How much equations does it take to finish a math test?
Only Sum
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Math and n**... women.
A mathematician and an engineer go into a lab for a test. They're led into a room and shown a beautiful n**... lady sitting on the table across the way. The conductor tells them that every 5 seconds, they're permitted to walk half the distance closer. The mathematician immediately throws his arms up and leaves. He sees the engineer eagerly awaiting the countdown and asked, "What are you doing? You know we'll never actually touch her!" The engineer smiles... "Maybe, but we'll get close enough for all reasonable applications."
Back in high school..
...I was a huge metal fan. In math class, I had an 8/10 girl next to me, she turns me on so much. I always try really hard to impress her, she's so hot. The teacher starts passing back last weeks test, and 8/10 looks at me, smiles, and starts playing with her hair. I can't handle it, I start spinning. The cute girl is completely staring now. I completely break down and stop spinning. She frowns, and I'm trying so hard to keep cool, but I had absolutely no power whatsoever. The teacher turns and plugs me back in, and I start spinning again. I was a metal fan in high school.
My brother wears non-prescription glasses whenever he takes a math test
He says it helps with the vision.
Job interview
A guy goes to a job interview and the interviewer asks " how is your maths skills".
The guy replies " oh, im real fast at maths". The interviewer is curious and decides to test him with some quick-fire questions. "
Interviewer: ok then. 9×5?
The guy quickly responds 50
Interviewer: 10×2
The guy immediately answers back again "32"
The interviewer is puzzled and says "those answers were both wrong. youre absolutely terrible at math"
To which the guy responds "yeah, but im fast at it"
There was a question on my math test that asked whether the slope of a line was positive or negative...
I said yes
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I had to j**... before I took my math test.
It was because I needed a s**... of genius.
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What's long, hard and makes kids scream when I give it to them?
A math test.
Something nice happened to me today.
I'm a huge metal fan in high school. During math class, a beautiful girl sat next to me. She turned me on so much but she didn't notice me though. I tried really hard to impress her and she is hot.
Now the teacher is passing back the last week's test. She looks at me and she starts smiling and playing with her hair. I'm spinning and I can't handle it.
The teacher then trips over me. I broke down and stopped spinning. The beautiful girl then frowns. I looked back at the front of the room while trying hard to keep cool. I have no power.
The teacher plugs me in. I start spinning. I'm a huge metal fan.
I have a math test on 9/11.
Does that mean I'm Going to bomb it?
A man got 5/10 on a math test.
When he told his blonde friend, she asked him,
5/10 right or wrong?
How math, physics, programmimg and philosophy convince that all odd numbers bigger than one are primes...
Math: 3 prime, 5 prime, 7 prime. I'll get the rest of them with induction.
Physics: 3 prime, 5 prime, 7 prime, 9 measurement error, 11 prime, 13 prime.
I tested enough numbers.
Programming: 3 prime, 5 prime, 7 prime, 7 prime, 7 prime...
Philosophy: 2 prime, 4 prime, 6 prime
I wrote my maths test today
And I failed. Guess it's a bad aftermath.
I failed my maths test
I got up in the middle of the test to look for my ex girlfriend.
I like my women like I like my math tests:
Short and easy.
A pickup line( sorry if those aren't supposed to go here)
After you ask out the girl..
Girl: I have a boyfriend
You: and I have a math test
Girl: what do you mean?
You: I thought we were talking about things we would cheat on
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Two men are taking a GED test...
One says to the other, "I wish we could skip this section, I s**... at math."
The other one says, "Yea, that makes three of us."
To the guy who cheated off my math test this morning
We both failed.
if i would have gotten 1$ for each time i've cheated a math test
i would have 99k dollars
I'm very good at math but I'm not as good with numbers.
But hey, at least I got 11/10 on a maths test one time.
Two kids are hurrying to school on their bikes to get there for their maths exam.
They get into a car accident on the way and have to be rushed to hospital.
In hospital they're surrounded by friends and family, and their maths teacher keeps trying to get into the room and is repeatedly told off by the doctors.
Later that night the teacher sneaks in. Waking the kids up, he says
"finally, here's the exam papers that you both need to complete."
Suddenly the light comes on and an angry doctor says "I have told you so many times you are not allowed in here, what do you think you are doing?"
The maths teacher points to the exams - "just testing your patients."
Two kids are hurrying to school, both late for their maths exam.
They get into a car accident on the way and have to be rushed to hospital.
In hospital they're surrounded by friends and family, and their maths teacher keeps trying to get into the room and is repeatedly told off by the doctors.
Later that night the teacher sneaks in. Waking the kids up, he says:
"Finally, here's the exam papers that you both need to complete."
Suddenly the light comes on and an angry doctor says: "I have told you so many times you are not allowed in here, what do you think you are doing?"
The maths teacher points to the exams - "just testing your patients."
My Maths teacher puts my test paper on the desk
"Either she really likes me or I've failed"
\*Because its covered in X's\*
On March 27th, our math teacher burst into class and threatened to cancel Spring Break unless the one who's cheated on all their tests reveals themselves before next month
How are we supposed to catch a cheater in eight days?!
What does an elephant doing a maths test and Lehman Brothers have in common?
They weren't too big to fail.
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A father meets his son's teacher.
« Sir, I'm afraid your son is a cheater », says the teacher.
« What? No ! What makes you say that? » responds the father
« Well, in the last math test, he had the same answers as his neighbour. »
« Yeah, that's a math test, duh. There's only one good answer, right? »
« Indeed, but in one of the questions, your son's neighbour answered "I don't know" .»
« So what ? »
« Well, your d**... son wrote "yeah, me neither". »
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People keep telling me to chase my dreams
Why would I run toward a math test I didn't study for when I'm n**...?
