Math Test Jokes
99 math test jokes and hilarious math test puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about math test that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Math Test Short Jokes
Short math test jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The math test humour may include short math exam jokes also.
- Why did a mathematician named his dog Cauchy? Let me test math awareness of this sub. This was told by a professor in a class.
Answer: because it left residue at every pole! - What do winter solstice and a math test have in common? They both have you counting down to the end.
- If I had 50¢ for every Math test I failed.... I still wouldn't have enough money to pay off my crippling student debt.
- I couldn't figure out the answer to 180˚/ π on my math test. So the girl next to me let me cheat off her.
It was rad. - Math is hard I just couldn't figure out the test problem log(na)^bo
It was just all bologna to me - Math Test Boy: Can I get your number?
Girl: Sorry I have a boyfriend
Boy: I have a math test
Girl: Why are you telling me this?
Boy: Oh i thought we were mentioning things we can cheat on - Nostradamus calls his son and asks him: Why are you going to get a D in your math test, tomorrow?
- I tried to ask out a hot girl yesterday, but she said she had a boyfriend... I said I had a math test.
She was a bit confused, so I said "I thought we were naming things we could cheat on." - What did the Pie say when he failed a math test? "How did I get these simple questions wrong! I am so irrational!"
- As soon as I entered the classroom I knew I was going to fail my maths test. So I did a 360 and left.
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Math Test One Liners
Which math test one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with math test? I can suggest the ones about math homework and math problem.
- If I got 50¢ for every math test I've failed I would have $7.20 by now
- I can't remember how to write 1, 1000, 51, 6 and 500 in roman numeral I M LIVID
- If I had $5 for every time I failed a math test I would have $37
- If I had a nickel for every time I failed a math test... I'd have 27¢
- If I had 25 cents for every time I failed my math test I'd have $5.13
- If I had 5 dollars for every math test I have ever failed then I would have 37 dollars.
- If I get 15 cents for every time I failed a math test I would have $8.12
- Why did the amoeba flunk the math test? Because it multiplied by dividing.
- Why did ChatGPT fail its math test? Because it kept giving AI-deas instead of answers.
- If I had 50 cents from every time I failed a maths test I'd have $8.32
- Why did the mule fail his math test? He was half-assing it
- If i had a nickel for every math test i've failed.. I'd have 17 cents.
- If I got 50 cents for every math test I've failed I'd have about $12.30 by now
- What did the mentally handicapped kid get on his math test? Drool
- I once had a math test in an elevator... I was wrong on so many levels.
Great Math Test Jokes to Share, Laugh and Enjoy with Friends
What funny jokes about math test you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean math class jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make math test pranks.
Boy: "Hey, I like you and I was wondering if you would be my girlfriend."
Girl: "I have a boyfriend."
Boy: "I have math test tomorrow."
Girl: "What does that have to do with anything?"
Boy: "I thought we were listing things we could cheat on."
Chintu: "You never study, so how come you don't fail your math tests?"
Pintu: "Because whenever there is a math test, I don't go to school!"
A lawyer, an engineer and a mathematician were called in for a test.
The engineer went in first and was asked, "What is 2+2?"
The engineer thought awhile and finally answered, "4."
Then the mathemetician was called in and was asked the same question.
With little thought he replied, "4.0"
Then the lawyer was called in, and was asked the same question.
The lawyer answered even quicker than the mathematician, "What do you want it to be?"
On a high school math test, Chuck Norris put down "Violence" as every one of the answers.
He got an A+ on the test because Chuck Norris solves all his problems with Violence.
Three elderly men are at the doctor for a memory test.
The doctor says to the first man, "What is three times three?"
"274," was his reply.
The doctor says to the second man, "It's your turn. What is three times three?"
"Tuesday," replies the second man.
The doctor says to the third man, "Okay, your turn. What's three times three?"
"Nine," says the third man.
"That's great!" says the doctor. "How did you get that?"
"Simple," says the third man. "I subtracted 274 from Tuesday."
One day, Little Johnny was with his father at home.
He asked: "What does "evolution" mean?"
His father replied, "Figure it out."
Next day, at school, during a math test, a boy raised his hand: "What's 289+308?"
The teacher said: "Figure it out."
Ten minutes later, Little Johnny looked at the boy and said: "Why don't you write "evolution"? Your teacher already told you!"
If you have a math test, you can always count on it.
A calculator
My math teacher
Staples Burger King applications on failed tests.
How do you tell a natural blond apart from girls who have their hair dyed?
Math test.
There was an International Job opening.
Two men applied, a Canadian man, and an American. After the test and the interview, they company decided to go with the Canadian man. The American with distraught asked why they decided to hire the Canadian and how he did in the interview and test. They said it was a very difficult decision because they both did equally well on the test and in the interview. The American was outraged. "THEN WHY DID YOU HIRE THE CANADIAN?!?." The manager then responded, "Well, you both did equally well in the interview, but the real problem was the test. You both got 9/10 on the test, but for question 10, the Canadian man put 'I don't know' and you put 'me neither.'"
Shout out to my Math Teacher for telling me this one.
My attempt at a s**... math joke
A sine wave and a cosine wave are trying to have a baby. They are deeply religious so the only position they are able to do is m**.... After many attempts they think they might have conceived a child. The cosine wave grabs a pregnancy test, goes into the bathroom, and comes out a couple of minutes later. The sine wave says "well is it negative or positive?" and the cosine wave says "no, it's tangent."
My math teacher kept giving easy parabolas and circles until the test day when he gave a large, difficult hyperbola.
The long con.
A boy goes up to a girl and says "hey baby what's up"...
She says "I have a boyfriend", he says "I have a math test".
The girl says "What's that got to do with anything?", he replies "I thought we were just naming things we are going to cheat on."
How did kobe bryant go on his math test?
He didn't pass.
How was the bird able to pass his math test?
He was winging it.
Why did the ISIS member fail math?
He always bombed his tests.
'Ghost In The Shell' ran tests to make white actors look asian.
Turns out actors aren't very good at math.
I had a math test today
I felt good about my math test.
Then I started the first question
Why did the baseball player fail at the math test?
He used base 3.
It's finals week and the only question on the test is "what is 2+2?"
A philosophy major writes a long eloquent response but doesn't bother to actually answer the question.
A math major makes a formal proof that 2=2 and that addition is commutative before using the squeeze theorem to prove that 4≤2+2≤4.
An engineering major knows the answer is 4 but writes down 5 just to be safe.
What's long and hard on a black guy?
A math test.
How much equations does it take to finish a math test?
Only Sum
I said Hi to a girl and she replied "I have a boyfriend"...
"And I have a math test", I told her. "What?", she replied, "What does that have to do with anything?".
"Oh", I said, "I thought we were both naming things we would cheat on."
I just failed my test
Me: "I just failed my math test"
Mom: "What was it on?"
Me: "Paper"
My brother wears non-prescription glasses whenever he takes a math test
He says it helps with the vision.
Job interview
A guy goes to a job interview and the interviewer asks " how is your maths skills".
The guy replies " oh, im real fast at maths". The interviewer is curious and decides to test him with some quick-fire questions. "
Interviewer: ok then. 9×5?
The guy quickly responds 50
Interviewer: 10×2
The guy immediately answers back again "32"
The interviewer is puzzled and says "those answers were both wrong. youre absolutely terrible at math"
To which the guy responds "yeah, but im fast at it"
There was a question on my math test that asked whether the slope of a line was positive or negative...
I said yes
What's long, hard and makes kids scream when I give it to them?
A math test.
Something nice happened to me today.
I'm a huge metal fan in high school. During math class, a beautiful girl sat next to me. She turned me on so much but she didn't notice me though. I tried really hard to impress her and she is hot.
Now the teacher is passing back the last week's test. She looks at me and she starts smiling and playing with her hair. I'm spinning and I can't handle it.
The teacher then trips over me. I broke down and stopped spinning. The beautiful girl then frowns. I looked back at the front of the room while trying hard to keep cool. I have no power.
The teacher plugs me in. I start spinning. I'm a huge metal fan.
I wake up from a nightmare that I am taking a math test...
and find out that I am taking a math test.
I tried asking a hot girl out yesterday...
She said she had a boyfriend.
I said I had a math test.
Puzzled, she asked what I meant
I responded "I thought we were naming things to cheat on!"
A man got 5/10 on a math test.
When he told his blonde friend, she asked him,
5/10 right or wrong?
How math, physics, programmimg and philosophy convince that all odd numbers bigger than one are primes...
Math: 3 prime, 5 prime, 7 prime. I'll get the rest of them with induction.
Physics: 3 prime, 5 prime, 7 prime, 9 measurement error, 11 prime, 13 prime.
I tested enough numbers.
Programming: 3 prime, 5 prime, 7 prime, 7 prime, 7 prime...
Philosophy: 2 prime, 4 prime, 6 prime
I wrote my maths test today
And I failed. Guess it's a bad aftermath.
What do you do when you have 10 minutes to complete your math test?
Geometry dash
What's long, hard and makes young blonde girls scream?
A math test.
I failed my maths test
I got up in the middle of the test to look for my ex girlfriend.
I took a math test.
It came up negative.
If I got 50¢ for every math test I've failed.
I would be able to buy a tie, pursue a career, and stop reposting old jokes.
A pickup line( sorry if those aren't supposed to go here)
After you ask out the girl..
Girl: I have a boyfriend
You: and I have a math test
Girl: what do you mean?
You: I thought we were talking about things we would cheat on
Two men are taking a GED test...
One says to the other, "I wish we could skip this section, I s**... at math."
The other one says, "Yea, that makes three of us."
To the guy who cheated off my math test this morning
We both failed.
if i had 50p for every maths test i failed
i'd now have £2.30
What did the math teacher when you got a 99 on a test?
Hmm, that's odd.
If I had a dollar for every math test I failed...
I'd have $6.48.
If Asians are so smart than why did they fail the math test
If you thought it had to do something about their eyes your racist it's because there can be less intelligent Asians we are all the same
Why did DRAM flunk his math test?
Because he was SODIMM.
I'm very good at math but I'm not as good with numbers.
But hey, at least I got 11/10 on a maths test one time.
Two kids are hurrying to school on their bikes to get there for their maths exam.
They get into a car accident on the way and have to be rushed to hospital.
In hospital they're surrounded by friends and family, and their maths teacher keeps trying to get into the room and is repeatedly told off by the doctors.
Later that night the teacher sneaks in. Waking the kids up, he says
"finally, here's the exam papers that you both need to complete."
Suddenly the light comes on and an angry doctor says "I have told you so many times you are not allowed in here, what do you think you are doing?"
The maths teacher points to the exams - "just testing your patients."
Two kids are hurrying to school, both late for their maths exam.
They get into a car accident on the way and have to be rushed to hospital.
In hospital they're surrounded by friends and family, and their maths teacher keeps trying to get into the room and is repeatedly told off by the doctors.
Later that night the teacher sneaks in. Waking the kids up, he says:
"Finally, here's the exam papers that you both need to complete."
Suddenly the light comes on and an angry doctor says: "I have told you so many times you are not allowed in here, what do you think you are doing?"
The maths teacher points to the exams - "just testing your patients."
Boy: Hey wanna see a movie with me tonight?
Girl: I have a boyfriend.
Boy: and i have a math test tomorrow.
Girl: What does that have to do with anything?
Boy: I thought we were listing things we were going to cheat on.
Did anyone see the questions on that math test?
It was in tenths!
My Maths teacher puts my test paper on the desk
"Either she really likes me or I've failed"
\*Because its covered in X's\*
On March 27th, our math teacher burst into class and threatened to cancel Spring Break unless the one who's cheated on all their tests reveals themselves before next month
How are we supposed to catch a cheater in eight days?!
What does an elephant doing a maths test and Lehman Brothers have in common?
They weren't too big to fail.
Looking at my score, I think I failed the math test but it's hard to tell
I'm pretty bad with numbers.
I once thought it was funny to take a math test in an elevator
I was wrong on so many levels
A father meets his son's teacher.
« Sir, I'm afraid your son is a cheater », says the teacher.
« What? No ! What makes you say that? » responds the father
« Well, in the last math test, he had the same answers as his neighbour. »
« Yeah, that's a math test, duh. There's only one good answer, right? »
« Indeed, but in one of the questions, your son's neighbour answered "I don't know" .»
« So what ? »
« Well, your d**... son wrote "yeah, me neither". »
People keep telling me to chase my dreams
Why would I run toward a math test I didn't study for when I'm n**...?