Math Solving Jokes
55 math solving jokes and hilarious math solving puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about math solving that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Math Solving Short Jokes
Short math solving jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The math solving humour may include short math problem jokes also.
- Most people don't know that DMX is good at math When solving a polynomial, X gon give it to you
- Having a crush on someone is like solving a math problem. If you know you can't get it, all you can do is just stare at it.
- Why did ChatGPT's mom always ask it to solve math problems? Because it was good at calculating attention!
- Math Joke Solve carefully:
230 - 220 × 0.5 =
You probably won't believe it, but the answer is 5! - As an atheist I find tell my maths teacher I shouldn't have to solve exponential factors because I don't believe in higher powers
- Did you hear about the math teacher... ...who used a ladder to solve a calculus problem written at the very top of his blackboard?
He really rose to the equation. - How did the private eye use math to find the intent of the crime? He solved for y!
Thought this one up myself and thought it was post worthy - Why did the psychologist leave the math teacher? He has way too many problems that need solving.
- Why do autistic kids solve math problems for fun? Because they enjoy being mentaly challenged.
- What do my wife and my math teacher have in common? They both love to create problems that I am apparently supposed to solve.
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Math Solving One Liners
Which math solving one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with math solving? I can suggest the ones about math homework and math exam.
- I spent the whole night trying to solve a math problem... and then it dawned on me.
- Stalin would do well in my math class: He's got a lot of practice solving by elimination.
- Dear math, Solve your own problems
- How does Al Gore solve math problems? He uses an Al-Gore-ithm
- What did the dancing queen use to solve her math problems? An ABBA-cus.
- Can a blonde solve a math problem? (WARNING: math joke) The odds are, they can't even
- Why couldn't the farmer solve the math problem? It was intractorable.
- Chuck Norris doesn't solve math - math solves Chuck Norris.
- Chuck Norris teaches math to solve its own problems.
- Who can solve this math problem?
- What's the secret to solving difficult math problems? Squinting at them.
- The biggest Myth is to solve problems of MATH
- Math, I'm not a therapist... ...Solve your own problems.
- Here's a great math problem for you, solve for 8: 8==========D
- Dear Maths! Dear Maths, please grow up and solve your own problems. I have my own.
Math Solving Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about math solving you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean math test jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make math solving pranks.
Two fathers chat outside school in the morning;
"Bill, have you solved your son’s math problems?"
"Yes, man, I did. Why?"
"Can you quickly give them to me, so I can copy them...?"
On a high school math test, Chuck Norris put down "
Violence" as every one of the answers.
He got an A+ on the test because Chuck Norris solves all his problems with Violence.
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The people who create math worksheets are so lazy.
They create a bunch of problems and expect other people to solve it for them.
A math joke
A mathematician quits his job at a major university to pursue work as a firefighter. At his local fire station, the firefighters are impressed with the mathematician's resume and ask him a few questions.
"What do you do if you pass a Dumpster, and it's on fire?"
The mathematician responds. "Easy, I'd just put out the fire."
The firefighters were pleased. "Okay, what do you do if you pass a Dumpster, and it's not on fire?"
The mathematician thinks for a little bit. "Easy! I'd set it on fire!"
The firefighters are aghast at his stupidity. They ask him if he's an idiot, to which he replies, "No! I've just reduced the problem to one I've already solved!"
A high school teacher once told me that math can solve any problem, numerical or not.
I've been sitting here for weeks and I still can't replace my X.
^^Sorry ^^;_;
Math Joke
The "Salary Theorem" states that "Engineers, scientists, and teachers can never earn as much as business executives and sales people."
This theorem can now be proved by mathematics based on the two postulates:
Postulate 1: Knowledge is Power.
Postulate 2: Time is Money.
As any engineer knows: Power = Work / Time
Since: Knowledge = Power, and Time = Money
Then: Knowledge = Work / Money.
Solving for Money, we get:
Money = Work / Knowledge.
Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches infinity, regardless of the amount of work done.
Conclusion: The less you know, the more you make.
In my math homework I was asked what's the difference a racist and a mathematician.
I need help solving this equation, maybe one of you could ask one of your Asian friends for me?
How come in math we are always solving for x?
Because with my ex, I'm always trying to solve for why.
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How do you solve a math equation?
Isolate the "x" so it gets depressive and takes s**....
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Math hole told to me 20 years ago by a professor
What's the difference between a physicist and mathematician?
There's a p**... of water on the table and both the physicist and mathematician are asked to boil it. The physicist picks it up, puts it on the range, and lights the burner. The mathematicians picked it up, puts it on the range, and lights the burner.
Next the p**... is placed on the floor with the same instructions. The physicist once again picks it up, places it on the range, and lights the burner. The mathematician picks it up and puts it on the table, thus reducing it to a problem that's already been solved.
A math teacher asked his student why he looked so sad.
The student told him that he couldn't solve his angle of depression.
My older brother once told me you could use Final Fantasy VII to solve your math problems...
Turns out it *was* pretty great at Cloud Computing.
An unpopular math nerd in school never really interacted with anyone.
Some girls decided to play a prank by giving him a piece of paper saying "i <3 u".
Unfortunately, the nerd did not understand and just responded, "Assuming solving for u, u > i/3".
An applicant is being interviewed for an engineering position
Interviewer: Your resume says that you can solve math problems quickly.
Applicant: Yes
Interviewer: Okay, what is 35 x 8?
Applicant: 250!
Interviewer: That's way off.
Applicant: Well, it is, but as my resume said, I'm a quick solver.
Oldie but goodie
During a job interview, the interviewer asked me if I had any impressive qualities? I said, "Yes, I'm very fast with math!" Suspicious he asked me to prove it. He told me to solve 327x49. I said 34,567! He pulled out his calculator and put it in. With a confused look on his face he says, "That's not even close!" I said, "Yeah, but it was fast though!"
No idea where the original came from but this one gets me every time.