Math Rounding Jokes
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This farmer was telling me about how brilliant his sheepdog was at maths,
"Watch this," he said. "Shep, what's seven plus two, "
And the dog barked ten times.
"OK, Shep, what's fifteen plus four. "
And the dog barked twenty times.
"He's very good, " I replied, but he's a little over. "
"Yeah, " answered the farmer, "old habits die hard, he's just rounding them up. "
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"Pi R Squared", said my math teacher.
"b**...!" I exclaimed. "Pie are round!"
A Math Joke
The mathematician says, Pi r squared.
The baker replies, No, pies are round. Cakes are square.
My math teacher asked me if I was any good at rounding
"Meh" I replied "more or less"
Math teachers have been lying to you.
You're whole life math teachers have said Pi R squared, but that's a lie, My mother maid pie, and Pie are round
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A h**... is the First in his Family to Attend Ninth Grade...
Jethro is the first in a long line of h**... and bumpkins to attend schooling beyond the eighth grade. After his first day of high school, the whole family is bursting with pride to see him swaggering up the driveway.
His father says, "Jethro, come tell us about that fancy high school! What'd you learn up there today?"
Jethro says, "Pa, they taught me some al-gee-bra."
His father is dumbstruck. "What is al-gee-bra, boy?"
Jethro says, "I ain't too sure. I think it's a math language."
His father says, "Well, speak some of that fancy al-gee-bra for us!"
Jethro says, "Pi R Squared."
Everyone in the family stops smiling. Jethro's father shakes his head. "No, boy. Pie are round. Cornbread are squared."
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John was so proud of his son for being the first one from their town to ever go to college. At the mill John would brag, "My boy is the smartest this town has ever seen!"
The boy returned after his first semester from college. The town gathered amazed at the boy prodigy. "Go on, son, tell 'em something smart. Tell 'em what you learned at college." John said proudly.
The boy was a bit nervous. But remembering his math class he weakly said, "Ah... pi r squared."
John looked down in disappointment. He buried his face in his hands and said, "Oh, son... everyone knows pies are round!"
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