Math Problem Jokes
106 math problem jokes and hilarious math problem puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about math problem that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Math Problem Short Jokes
Short math problem jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The math problem humour may include short math homework jokes also.
- What did the math text book say to the shakespeare text book? Look, buddy, I've already got a lot of problems, and I really don't need any of your drama.
- Math Problem Q: If the the radius of a pizza is *z* and its width is *a*, what is the pizza's volume?
A: (pi)(z)(z)(a) - Having a crush on someone is like solving a math problem. If you know you can't get it, all you can do is just stare at it.
- Why did ChatGPT's mom always ask it to solve math problems? Because it was good at calculating attention!
- If I had a dozen muffins and Carlos took 13 away from me, what do I have now? A math problem
- Why was the math book sad? It had lots of problems.
[My little brother told me this earlier.] - Why is the Maths book sad? It has lots of problems
- Math is hard I just couldn't figure out the test problem log(na)^bo
It was just all bologna to me - What did the psychology textbook say to the math textbook? You've got problems!
- Did you hear about the math teacher... ...who used a ladder to solve a calculus problem written at the very top of his blackboard?
He really rose to the equation.
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Math Problem One Liners
Which math problem one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with math problem? I can suggest the ones about math solving and math test.
- If I had 50 cents for every time I got a math problem wrong... Id have $1.74
- Girls are like math problems... If they are under 18, it's best you do them in your head.
- I teach math I have problems.
- Why is a math book so sad? Because it's full of problems.
- Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
- Dear Math, grow up and solve your own problems.
- I spent the whole night trying to solve a math problem... and then it dawned on me.
- If I had a dime for every math problem I get wrong I'd have $1.46
- I like my women how I like my math problems: Short, easy, and with no imaginary parts.
- What did one math book say to the other? Man, I have problems.
- My math text book got recalled We were told it had too many problems
- Why are math teachers so unhappy? Because they have a lot of problems.
- I figured out why the math book was sad... ...it had a lot of problems...on the inside.
- Dear math, Solve your own problems
- Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems.
Cheerful Math Problem Jokes for Unforgettable Laughter with Friends!
What funny jokes about math problem you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean math exam jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make math problem pranks.
Math Teacher: "If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 in the other hand, what do I have?"
Student: "A drinking problem."
The people who create math worksheets are so lazy.
They create a bunch of problems and expect other people to solve it for them.
little Johnny
Was sitting in class doing maths problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question.
"Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun how many would be left?"
"None," replied Johnny, "'Cause the rest would fly away."
"Well, the answer is four," said the teacher, "But I like the way you are thinking."
Little Johnny says, "I have a question for you now; If there were three women eating ice cream cones in a shop: one was l**... her cone, the second was biting the cone, and the third was s**... the cone, which one is married?"
"Well," said the teacher nervously, "I guess the one s**... the cone?"
"No," said Little Johnny, "The one with the wedding ring on her finger, but I like the way you are thinking."
Finger l**... Good
Little Timmy was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question, "Timmy, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun, how many would be left?" "None," replied Timmy, "cause the rest would fly away." "Well, the answer is four," said the teacher, "but I like the way you're thinking."
Little Timmy says, "I have a question for you. If there were three women eating ice cream cones in a shop, one was l**... her cone, the second was biting her cone and the third was s**... her cone, which one is married?"
"Well," said the teacher nervously, "I guess the one s**... the cone."
"No," said Little Timmy, "the one with the wedding ring on her finger, but I like the way you're thinking."
What did the math book say to the other books?
Man, I've got lots of problems.
The Answer Is Four (Teacher Joke)
Little Johnny was in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question…
Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun, how many would be left?
None, replied Johnny. The rest would fly away.
Well, the answer is actually four, said the teacher. But I do like the way you're thinking.
Little Johnny quickly replies… Well, I have a question for you… Say you spot three women eating ice cream cones. One is l**... her cone, the second is biting her cone and the third is s**... her cone. Which one of these women is married?
Well, says the teacher nervously, I guess I'd say the one s**... the cone.
No, says Little Johnny. The one with the wedding ring on her finger is married. But I like the way you're thinking.
When I make math jokes, I try to appeal to the lowest common denominator...
The problem is that with you lot I usually end up dividing by zero.
/mathburn!
There was an International Job opening.
Two men applied, a Canadian man, and an American. After the test and the interview, they company decided to go with the Canadian man. The American with distraught asked why they decided to hire the Canadian and how he did in the interview and test. They said it was a very difficult decision because they both did equally well on the test and in the interview. The American was outraged. "THEN WHY DID YOU HIRE THE CANADIAN?!?." The manager then responded, "Well, you both did equally well in the interview, but the real problem was the test. You both got 9/10 on the test, but for question 10, the Canadian man put 'I don't know' and you put 'me neither.'"
Shout out to my Math Teacher for telling me this one.
What did the hippie say about all of the math problems?
They're all, like, equal to me...
So me and the girl i have a crush on were practicing math problems..
After a while she looks at me and says "Do you want to take this to the next level?". I had been waiting for this moment forever, hence i said yes. She then proceeded to take out the book on Advanced Mathematics.
I don't know how many problems I have...
...because math is one of them.
Why is Math always sad?
Because it has too many problems.
What did the Math book say to the pencil?
I see your point; I've got a lot of problems.
Can a blonde solve a math problem? (WARNING: math joke)
The odds are, they can't even
ISIS math problem
Ahmed has 5 bags. If he gives 2 to Mohamed and 1 to Jamal. Then calculate the radius of the blast.
Pakistani math problem.
Ahmed has 3 lunch boxes.
He gives one to Mohammed and another to Hassan. Calculate the radius of the e**....
I'm gonna make a good dad one day...
Lady Friend: "I'm in Times Squares!"
Me: "Did you just text me an incomplete math problem?"
Lady Friend: "You can barely do algebra..."
Why is the Math Book so sad?
It has so many problems!
-Sorry doing a whole bunch of math today and i thought of this.
My ex was a lot like a math book.
A whole lot of problems that was too much work.
Have you heard about the constipated math teacher?
He worked the problem out with a pencil.
On a sheet of paper.
I have two problems in my life.
My math s**....
Math problems are like women
If they're under 18 just do them in your head
There was a Political Drum-Off last week, sponsored by the mathletes...
Democrats and Republicans took turns showing off their best drum licks, while answering math problems in between.
Turns out the Republicans lost. They couldn't handle Al Gore rhythms.
Dear math, stop telling me to find your X
Their not coming back, grow up and solve your own problems
Why are math books useless?
Because they are full of problems.
What do my wife and my math teacher have in common?
They both love to create problems that I am apparently supposed to solve.
What did the math book say to the literature book?
You're so full of great stories, I'm just filled with problems
I found out my friend is addicted to math.
I should have known. All the sines were there. He had a hard time functioning, and he would go off on tangents all the time. Such a shame - he was in his prime, his life was on a great vector. He wanted to write the next 'Matrix'. But now, he can't differentiate between what is real and what is imaginary. It's so complex. I'm afraid his problems will start to multiply exponentially, and he just doesn't understand the root of it all. Pretty soon he won't be able to integrate at all. And just to add to the trouble, those he defines as 'friends' just want to divide his space between themselves. I'm afraid soon he'll go off into the Great Unknown...
Why did the math book started crying?
Because it has a lot of problems
I was dating a math textbook for a while. Things have been kind of rough lately, and last night I decided to break it off.
There were just too many problems.
Why do autistic kids solve math problems for fun?
Because they enjoy being mentaly challenged.
How can you tell when you're in a math problem?
Your pickup is full of watermelons, and your need to find out how much orange juice costs.
I told me math teacher he was like an extraneous solution
He was useless and part of every problem.
Pakistani Maths Problems are like really really complex
Abdul has 3 lunch boxes.
He gives one to Rafiq and another to Hassan.
Calculate the radius of the e**....
Why did the math book kill itself?
Because it had too many problems
Math hole told to me 20 years ago by a professor
What's the difference between a physicist and mathematician?
There's a p**... of water on the table and both the physicist and mathematician are asked to boil it. The physicist picks it up, puts it on the range, and lights the burner. The mathematicians picked it up, puts it on the range, and lights the burner.
Next the p**... is placed on the floor with the same instructions. The physicist once again picks it up, places it on the range, and lights the burner. The mathematician picks it up and puts it on the table, thus reducing it to a problem that's already been solved.
Hey girl, are you a maths book?
Coz you got a lot of problems.
I don't mind the Chinese students in my Math class being really good at the subject
But I must say, it's pretty c**... of them to do the problems with their eyes closed.
Why was the math book so sad?
Because it has a lot of problems:(
2 Math books are on a shelf
2 math books are on a shelf.
The first book sighs and says to the other book; "I really don't like my life"
"What do you mean?" says the other book,
"I have so many problems", it replies.
How did the math professor solve his constipation problem?
He worked it out with a pencil.
The math teacher asked her class, "If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 in the other hand, what do I have?"
A student raised his hand and replied, "A drinking problem."
Why did math commit s**...?
Because it had too many problems
So I heard this word problem from grade school.....
If you have five crystals, and billy takes four crystals, and sally gives you two crystals, how many crystals do you have?
It was then that I realized the kids were all doing crystal math.
Multiplying by zero is just s**... in math: you don't really get a solution, but the problem goes away.
Shower thoughts didn't like it, but maybe you will
The problem with math jokes
Calculus jokes are derivative, trigonometry jokes are too graphic, algebra jokes are too formulaic but arithmetic jokes are just basic.
The outlier is the occasional statistics pun.
What did the dancing queen use to solve her math problems?
An ABBA-cus.
What do babies and math problems have in common?
Until you use the right formula, they're annoying as h**....
I know this is cheesy but...
"Why was the math book so sad?"
" Because it had too many problems!"
Two math books were walking down the street
One math book looked at the other and said, "Bro, we got problems"
Only in math problems
can you buy 60 cantaloupes and nobody asks what the h**... is wrong with you
Math problem: If John is 82 and his girlfriend is 23
How much money does John have?
A pirate walks into the kitchen and announces:
A pirate walks into the kitchen and announces:
"Someone call fer me?"
I look down at my homework, and back up at the pirate and say, "uhhh, I was just trying to figure out how to do this problem, nothing a pirate could help with."
The pirate walks menacingly toward me, and I consider whether to run or stay put.
"It's... ...uhhh... these circles... math...," I mutter, terrified.
"Arrrrrrr-ea? Well, every pirate knows that. It's 'Arrrrr pi Arrrrr'"
How does Al Gore solve math problems?
He uses an Al-Gore-ithm
Math Problem
Today's Math Problem:
If George is 68 and his girlfriend is 22, how much money does George have?
There are many problems with math puns.
Calculus jokes are mostly derivative, trigonometry jokes are too graphic, algebra jokes are usually formulaic, and arithmetic jokes are pretty basic.
But the occasional statistics joke is an outlier.
Do you know why math is sad?
Because it has so many problems.
What do you call a tree that's stuck on a math problem?
Stumped.
An applicant is being interviewed for an engineering position
Interviewer: Your resume says that you can solve math problems quickly.
Applicant: Yes
Interviewer: Okay, what is 35 x 8?
Applicant: 250!
Interviewer: That's way off.
Applicant: Well, it is, but as my resume said, I'm a quick solver.
Why did the psychologist leave the math teacher?
He has way too many problems that need solving.
My blonde girlfriend told me that she wanted something "long and hard" for her birthday
So I gave her a math problem.
Math
99.8% people have problems with math.
I'm glad I'm in the remaining 1%.
I was once in a relationship with Math
I had to leave it though, there were just too many problems