Math Problem Jokes
106 math problem jokes and hilarious math problem puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about math problem that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Math Problem Short Jokes
Short math problem jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The math problem humour may include short math homework jokes also.
- What did the math text book say to the shakespeare text book? Look, buddy, I've already got a lot of problems, and I really don't need any of your drama.
- Having a crush on someone is like solving a math problem. If you know you can't get it, all you can do is just stare at it.
- Why did ChatGPT's mom always ask it to solve math problems? Because it was good at calculating attention!
- If I had a dozen muffins and Carlos took 13 away from me, what do I have now? A math problem
- Math is hard I just couldn't figure out the test problem log(na)^bo
It was just all bologna to me - Did you hear about the math teacher... ...who used a ladder to solve a calculus problem written at the very top of his blackboard?
He really rose to the equation. - Teacher's pest Math teacher: If I have three bottles in one hand and two in the other hand, what do I have?
Student: A drinking problem. - I was dating a math textbook for a while. Things have been kind of rough lately, and last night I decided to break it off. There were just too many problems.
- When I make math jokes, I try to appeal to the lowest common denominator... The problem is that with you lot I usually end up dividing by zero.
/mathburn! - What did the math book say to the literature book? I envy you, you're so full of stories and I'll I've got is problems
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Math Problem One Liners
Which math problem one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with math problem? I can suggest the ones about math solving and math test.
- If I had 50 cents for every time I got a math problem wrong... Id have $1.74
- I teach math I have problems.
- Why is a math book so sad? Because it's full of problems.
- I spent the whole night trying to solve a math problem... and then it dawned on me.
- I like my women how I like my math problems: Short, easy, and with no imaginary parts.
- What did one math book say to the other? Man, I have problems.
- My math text book got recalled We were told it had too many problems
- Why are math teachers so unhappy? Because they have a lot of problems.
- Dear math, Solve your own problems
- What did the psychology textbook say to the math textbook? You've got problems!
- What did the Math book say to the pencil? I see your point; I've got a lot of problems.
- How does Al Gore solve math problems? He uses an Al-Gore-ithm
- What did the dancing queen use to solve her math problems? An ABBA-cus.
- Math 99.8% people have problems with math.
I'm glad I'm in the remaining 1%. - Math problem: If John is 82 and his girlfriend is 23 How much money does John have?
Cheerful Math Problem Jokes for Unforgettable Laughter with Friends!
What funny jokes about math problem you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean math exam jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make math problem pranks.
Math Teacher: "If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 in the other hand, what do I have?"
Student: "A drinking problem."
Q:What do you get if you add two apples and three apples?
A:A high school math problem!
Chuck Norris teaches math to solve its own problems.
On a high school math test, Chuck Norris put down "
Violence" as every one of the answers.
He got an A+ on the test because Chuck Norris solves all his problems with Violence.
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The people who create math worksheets are so lazy.
They create a bunch of problems and expect other people to solve it for them.
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little Johnny
Was sitting in class doing maths problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question.
"Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun how many would be left?"
"None," replied Johnny, "'Cause the rest would fly away."
"Well, the answer is four," said the teacher, "But I like the way you are thinking."
Little Johnny says, "I have a question for you now; If there were three women eating ice cream cones in a shop: one was l**... her cone, the second was biting the cone, and the third was s**... the cone, which one is married?"
"Well," said the teacher nervously, "I guess the one s**... the cone?"
"No," said Little Johnny, "The one with the wedding ring on her finger, but I like the way you are thinking."
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Finger l**... Good
Little Timmy was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question, "Timmy, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun, how many would be left?" "None," replied Timmy, "cause the rest would fly away." "Well, the answer is four," said the teacher, "but I like the way you're thinking."
Little Timmy says, "I have a question for you. If there were three women eating ice cream cones in a shop, one was l**... her cone, the second was biting her cone and the third was s**... her cone, which one is married?"
"Well," said the teacher nervously, "I guess the one s**... the cone."
"No," said Little Timmy, "the one with the wedding ring on her finger, but I like the way you're thinking."
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The Answer Is Four (Teacher Joke)
Little Johnny was in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question…
Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun, how many would be left?
None, replied Johnny. The rest would fly away.
Well, the answer is actually four, said the teacher. But I do like the way you're thinking.
Little Johnny quickly replies… Well, I have a question for you… Say you spot three women eating ice cream cones. One is l**... her cone, the second is biting her cone and the third is s**... her cone. Which one of these women is married?
Well, says the teacher nervously, I guess I'd say the one s**... the cone.
No, says Little Johnny. The one with the wedding ring on her finger is married. But I like the way you're thinking.
Hey you know those people that say they hate math because they don't get it?
I think that is unfair because math loves them. The problem is that math likes playing hard to get.
There was an International Job opening.
Two men applied, a Canadian man, and an American. After the test and the interview, they company decided to go with the Canadian man. The American with distraught asked why they decided to hire the Canadian and how he did in the interview and test. They said it was a very difficult decision because they both did equally well on the test and in the interview. The American was outraged. "THEN WHY DID YOU HIRE THE CANADIAN?!?." The manager then responded, "Well, you both did equally well in the interview, but the real problem was the test. You both got 9/10 on the test, but for question 10, the Canadian man put 'I don't know' and you put 'me neither.'"
Shout out to my Math Teacher for telling me this one.
What did the hippie say about all of the math problems?
They're all, like, equal to me...
So me and the girl i have a crush on were practicing math problems..
After a while she looks at me and says "Do you want to take this to the next level?". I had been waiting for this moment forever, hence i said yes. She then proceeded to take out the book on Advanced Mathematics.
I don't know how many problems I have...
...because math is one of them.
My friend just got his bachelors in mathematics and my GF just asked
gf: "What's a common problem for a math major?"
friend: "getting laid"
My math professor had to go into rehab yesterday.
He had sum problems.
Can a blonde solve a math problem? (WARNING: math joke)
The odds are, they can't even
math problem that didn't stump the internet
2 girls ÷ 1 cup
If you have 99 problems…
…you're a math textbook.
ISIS math problem
Ahmed has 5 bags. If he gives 2 to Mohamed and 1 to Jamal. Then calculate the radius of the blast.
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Pakistani math problem.
Ahmed has 3 lunch boxes.
He gives one to Mohammed and another to Hassan. Calculate the radius of the e**....
I'm gonna make a good dad one day...
Lady Friend: "I'm in Times Squares!"
Me: "Did you just text me an incomplete math problem?"
Lady Friend: "You can barely do algebra..."
You know that awesome feeling when you finally understand a word problem in math class?
Me neither.
My ex was a lot like a math book.
A whole lot of problems that was too much work.
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I have two problems in my life.
My math s**....
Classifying Math problems as linear and non-linear, is like...
Classifying the Universe as bananas and non-bananas.
Math class is full of drama.
There are so many problems to work out.
There was a Political Drum-Off last week, sponsored by the mathletes...
Democrats and Republicans took turns showing off their best drum licks, while answering math problems in between.
Turns out the Republicans lost. They couldn't handle Al Gore rhythms.
I've finally created a field of math which can calculate the degree to which Donald Trump is compounding his problems...
Cuckulus
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Girls are like math problems...
If they are under 18, it's best you do them in your head.
What do my wife and my math teacher have in common?
They both love to create problems that I am apparently supposed to solve.
I found out my friend is addicted to math.
I should have known. All the sines were there. He had a hard time functioning, and he would go off on tangents all the time. Such a shame - he was in his prime, his life was on a great vector. He wanted to write the next 'Matrix'. But now, he can't differentiate between what is real and what is imaginary. It's so complex. I'm afraid his problems will start to multiply exponentially, and he just doesn't understand the root of it all. Pretty soon he won't be able to integrate at all. And just to add to the trouble, those he defines as 'friends' just want to divide his space between themselves. I'm afraid soon he'll go off into the Great Unknown...
Are you a math textbook?
Because you're a lot of problems!
(Not mine, I heard it)
Why couldn't the farmer solve the math problem?
It was intractorable.
Why do autistic kids solve math problems for fun?
Because they enjoy being mentaly challenged.
How can you tell when you're in a math problem?
Your pickup is full of watermelons, and your need to find out how much orange juice costs.
I told me math teacher he was like an extraneous solution
He was useless and part of every problem.
Math problems with typos are so unhealthy
They never workout
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Math hole told to me 20 years ago by a professor
What's the difference between a physicist and mathematician?
There's a p**... of water on the table and both the physicist and mathematician are asked to boil it. The physicist picks it up, puts it on the range, and lights the burner. The mathematicians picked it up, puts it on the range, and lights the burner.
Next the p**... is placed on the floor with the same instructions. The physicist once again picks it up, places it on the range, and lights the burner. The mathematician picks it up and puts it on the table, thus reducing it to a problem that's already been solved.
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Hey girl, are you a maths book?
Coz you got a lot of problems.
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I don't mind the Chinese students in my Math class being really good at the subject
But I must say, it's pretty c**... of them to do the problems with their eyes closed.
2 Math books are on a shelf
2 math books are on a shelf.
The first book sighs and says to the other book; "I really don't like my life"
"What do you mean?" says the other book,
"I have so many problems", it replies.
What do you say to a math problem you really don't want to do?
I'll Calc-you-later.
What do you call a math teacher in rehab?
A problem solver
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Why did math commit s**...?
Because it had too many problems
When she only writes you because she needs help with math problems.
Me, 18, asian, got calculatorzoned.
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What is the similarity between e**... d**... and math problems
They are long and hard
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Hey, man, are you full of problems?
Cause you're a math textbook
I'm full of problems, I wish people understood me.
Said *the math book*
My older brother once told me you could use Final Fantasy VII to solve your math problems...
Turns out it *was* pretty great at Cloud Computing.
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I don't know if i can post this here but i need to pass my math exam and my teacher passes everyone who writes a joke to make him laugh. I need the best math jokes.
Anyway here's a joke:
What do you get if you add two apples and three apples?
A middle school math problem!
And what do you gett if you search for your ex and don't know why?
A college math problem!
Big Math Problem
That awkward moment when your entire Math class is discussing whether the result is 15 or 16 and your answer is -1053.
Being an engineer is tough
It really felt good, when I had made mathematics my 'x'.
I thought I had finally been set free from all of her problems.
But now Engineering fuchs me everyday.
I miss math now, really hope she can help me once again.
(If you're reading this, math, please come back to me.
I beg you)
So I heard this word problem from grade school.....
If you have five crystals, and billy takes four crystals, and sally gives you two crystals, how many crystals do you have?
It was then that I realized the kids were all doing crystal math.
This math book went to the psychiatrist.
Why are you here? Because I have many problems.
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Multiplying by zero is just s**... in math: you don't really get a solution, but the problem goes away.
Shower thoughts didn't like it, but maybe you will
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What do babies and math problems have in common?
Until you use the right formula, they're annoying as h**....
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Only in math problems
can you buy 60 cantaloupes and nobody asks what the h**... is wrong with you
A pirate walks into the kitchen and announces:
A pirate walks into the kitchen and announces:
"Someone call fer me?"
I look down at my homework, and back up at the pirate and say, "uhhh, I was just trying to figure out how to do this problem, nothing a pirate could help with."
The pirate walks menacingly toward me, and I consider whether to run or stay put.
"It's... ...uhhh... these circles... math...," I mutter, terrified.
"Arrrrrrr-ea? Well, every pirate knows that. It's 'Arrrrr pi Arrrrr'"
Math Problem
Today's Math Problem:
If George is 68 and his girlfriend is 22, how much money does George have?
There are many problems with math puns.
Calculus jokes are mostly derivative, trigonometry jokes are too graphic, algebra jokes are usually formulaic, and arithmetic jokes are pretty basic.
But the occasional statistics joke is an outlier.
What do you call a tree that's stuck on a math problem?
Stumped.
An applicant is being interviewed for an engineering position
Interviewer: Your resume says that you can solve math problems quickly.
Applicant: Yes
Interviewer: Okay, what is 35 x 8?
Applicant: 250!
Interviewer: That's way off.
Applicant: Well, it is, but as my resume said, I'm a quick solver.
Why did the psychologist leave the math teacher?
He has way too many problems that need solving.
My blonde girlfriend told me that she wanted something "long and hard" for her birthday
So I gave her a math problem.
