Math Pi Jokes

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Funniest Math Pi Short Jokes

Short math pi jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The math pi humour may include short digits pi jokes also.

  1. In honor of 3/14... TIL the man who discovered Pi had his wife, Edith, leave him over his obsession with math. Which just goes to show you, you can't have your Pi and Edith too.
  2. Math Problem Q: If the the radius of a pizza is *z* and its width is *a*, what is the pizza's volume?
    A: (pi)(z)(z)(a)
  3. BAD MATH JOKE TIME. For pi day, my friend was selling pies as a fundraiser, so because I love pie, I decided to buy two.
    I went from 0 to 2π.
    I went absolutely nowhere.
  4. A Math Joke The mathematician says, Pi r squared.
    The baker replies, No, pies are round. Cakes are square.
  5. Math teachers have been lying to you. You're whole life math teachers have said Pi R squared, but that's a lie, My mother maid pie, and Pie are round
  6. [MATH] Eric: Dad, I really hate my math teacher. The topic was about circles & he can't properly explain how he got his 2 Pi... Dad: Probably where I got mine son.
    *Yes, it's real*
  7. I took pi to Idaho, Kansas and Utah .... My math teacher always told me to take it to three dismal places
  8. NASA says they're using math to put a man in space Seems like a "Pi in the sky" idea to me.
  9. Why was the clown kicked out of the maths lesson? Because he kept throwing his pi in other peoples faces!
  10. Yo mama is so fat that she took geometry at the school because she heard there will be some pi.

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Math Pi One Liners

Which math pi one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with math pi? I can suggest the ones about pi math and math nerd.

  1. Pi Onion joke An Opinion Without Pi is just an Onion
  2. Pi-ku Math is fun
    Mixed with some pie
  3. What do you get when you cross a Star Wars ship with math? A Pi fighter
  4. Just saw a group of math professors leaving for lunch. I wonder if they'll have some pi
  5. Did you know that all math movies are pi-rated?
  6. Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.
  7. What is a math teacher's favorite dessert? Pi(e)
  8. "Pi R Squared", said my math teacher. "b**...!" I exclaimed. "Pie are round!"

Hilarious Fun Math Pi Jokes to Bring Joy & Laughter with Friends

What funny jokes about math pi you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean math probability jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make math pi pranks.

A pirate walks into the kitchen and announces:

A pirate walks into the kitchen and announces:
"Someone call fer me?"
I look down at my homework, and back up at the pirate and say, "uhhh, I was just trying to figure out how to do this problem, nothing a pirate could help with."
The pirate walks menacingly toward me, and I consider whether to run or stay put.
"It's... ...uhhh... these circles... math...," I mutter, terrified.
"Arrrrrrr-ea? Well, every pirate knows that. It's 'Arrrrr pi Arrrrr'"

Chuck Norris is the only person to know pi, because when he puts it into the calculator, the calculator doesn't dare give him only part of it.