The Best 16 Math Pi Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Math Pi jokes. There are some math pi jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these math pi puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Math Pi Jokes and Puns

In honor of 3/14... TIL the man who discovered Pi had his wife, Edith, leave him over his obsession with math.

Which just goes to show you, you can't have your Pi and Edith too.

Math Problem

Q: If the the radius of a pizza is *z* and its width is *a*, what is the pizza's volume?

A: (pi)(z)(z)(a)

"Pi R Squared", said my math teacher.

"Bullshit!" I exclaimed. "Pie are round!"


For pi day, my friend was selling pies as a fundraiser, so because I love pie, I decided to buy two.

I went from 0 to 2π.

I went absolutely nowhere.

A Math Joke

The mathematician says, Pi r squared.

The baker replies, No, pies are round. Cakes are square.

Pi Onion joke

An Opinion Without Pi is just an Onion


Math is fun


Mixed with some pie

What do you get when you cross a Star Wars ship with math?

A Pi fighter

Math teachers have been lying to you.

You're whole life math teachers have said Pi R squared, but that's a lie, My mother maid pie, and Pie are round

[MATH] Eric: Dad, I really hate my math teacher. The topic was about circles & he can't properly explain how he got his 2 Pi...

Dad: Probably where I got mine son.

*Yes, it's real*

I took pi to Idaho, Kansas and Utah ....

My math teacher always told me to take it to three dismal places

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Just saw a group of math professors leaving for lunch.

I wonder if they'll have some pi

Did you know that all math movies are pi-rated?

NASA says they're using math to put a man in space

Seems like a "Pi in the sky" idea to me.

Why was the clown kicked out of the maths lesson?

Because he kept throwing his pi in other peoples faces!

A hillbilly family's only son saves up money to go to college.

After about three years, he comes back home. They are sitting around the dinner table, when the dad says, ''Well son, you done gone to college, so you must be perty smart. Why don't you speak some math fer' us?''

''Ok, Pa.'' The son then says, ''Pi R squared.''

After a moment, the dad says, ''Why son, they ain't teached ya nothin'! Pie are round, cornbread are square.''

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the math pi jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working math pi piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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