Math Pi Jokes
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- In honor of 3/14... TIL the man who discovered Pi had his wife, Edith, leave him over his obsession with math. Which just goes to show you, you can't have your Pi and Edith too.
- BAD MATH JOKE TIME. For pi day, my friend was selling pies as a fundraiser, so because I love pie, I decided to buy two.
I went from 0 to 2π.
I went absolutely nowhere. - A Math Joke The mathematician says, Pi r squared.
The baker replies, No, pies are round. Cakes are square. - Math teachers have been lying to you. You're whole life math teachers have said Pi R squared, but that's a lie, My mother maid pie, and Pie are round
- [MATH] Eric: Dad, I really hate my math teacher. The topic was about circles & he can't properly explain how he got his 2 Pi... Dad: Probably where I got mine son.
*Yes, it's real* - I took pi to Idaho, Kansas and Utah .... My math teacher always told me to take it to three dismal places
- NASA says they're using math to put a man in space Seems like a "Pi in the sky" idea to me.
- Why was the clown kicked out of the maths lesson? Because he kept throwing his pi in other peoples faces!
- Chuck Norris is the only person to know pi, because when he puts it into the calculator, the calculator doesn't dare give him only part of it.
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Math Pi One Liners
Which math pi one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with math pi? I can suggest the ones about pi math and math nerd.
- Pi Onion joke An Opinion Without Pi is just an Onion
- Pi-ku Math is fun
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Mixed with some pie - What do you get when you cross a Star Wars ship with math? A Pi fighter
- Just saw a group of math professors leaving for lunch. I wonder if they'll have some pi
- "Pi R Squared", said my math teacher. "b**...!" I exclaimed. "Pie are round!"
Hilarious Fun Math Pi Jokes to Bring Joy & Laughter with Friends
What funny jokes about math pi you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean math probability jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make math pi pranks.
A pirate walks into the kitchen and announces:
A pirate walks into the kitchen and announces:
"Someone call fer me?"
I look down at my homework, and back up at the pirate and say, "uhhh, I was just trying to figure out how to do this problem, nothing a pirate could help with."
The pirate walks menacingly toward me, and I consider whether to run or stay put.
"It's... ...uhhh... these circles... math...," I mutter, terrified.
"Arrrrrrr-ea? Well, every pirate knows that. It's 'Arrrrr pi Arrrrr'"
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A h**... is the First in his Family to Attend Ninth Grade...
Jethro is the first in a long line of h**... and bumpkins to attend schooling beyond the eighth grade. After his first day of high school, the whole family is bursting with pride to see him swaggering up the driveway.
His father says, "Jethro, come tell us about that fancy high school! What'd you learn up there today?"
Jethro says, "Pa, they taught me some al-gee-bra."
His father is dumbstruck. "What is al-gee-bra, boy?"
Jethro says, "I ain't too sure. I think it's a math language."
His father says, "Well, speak some of that fancy al-gee-bra for us!"
Jethro says, "Pi R Squared."
Everyone in the family stops smiling. Jethro's father shakes his head. "No, boy. Pie are round. Cornbread are squared."
Warning: Dad humor following.
John was so proud of his son for being the first one from their town to ever go to college. At the mill John would brag, "My boy is the smartest this town has ever seen!"
The boy returned after his first semester from college. The town gathered amazed at the boy prodigy. "Go on, son, tell 'em something smart. Tell 'em what you learned at college." John said proudly.
The boy was a bit nervous. But remembering his math class he weakly said, "Ah... pi r squared."
John looked down in disappointment. He buried his face in his hands and said, "Oh, son... everyone knows pies are round!"