Math Nerd Jokes
18 math nerd jokes and hilarious math nerd puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about math nerd that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Math Nerd Short Jokes
Short math nerd jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The math nerd humour may include short nerd math jokes also.
- Why can't the math nerd ever use the smartphone developed by Apple? Because the iPhone is imaginary for him.
- Me being a math nerd I was certain that my crush would reject me if I asked her out But either way, I was 2² to ask her out
- When a South African tells me they really love math I can't work out if they're a nerd or an addict
- When people tell me I'm a nerd for being good at math... ...I simply tell them that I'll add a knife to my hand, divide all their blood vessels, and subtract them from this world.
- What do you call 2 guys who like math? One friend said Alge*bros*.
Another friend said "f***ing nerds".
They're both right. - What joke will annoy a math nerd? What do you read at a mathematician's f**...?
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Math Nerd One Liners
Which math nerd one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with math nerd? I can suggest the ones about mathematician and math teacher.
- Why do a lot of math nerds wear glasses? It helps with division.
- What does a deaf math nerd speak? Sine language.
- What's a math nerd's favourite coffee? A calculatte
- Life is like a definite integral.
Integral from birthday to death ( LOVE ) dx = LIFE - How do nerds relieve their s**... frustration? They maths debate.
- What do you call two Australian math nerds having s**...? A square root.
Hilarious Math Nerd Jokes for a Fun-Filled Night with Friends
What funny jokes about math nerd you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean math tutor jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make math nerd pranks.
Whatever you do, don't tell this joke to a math person; they will just make you upset
Bill is a giant nerd, and he knows that he isn't perceived as cool; in fact, lots of people call him a square. So, in an effort to be cool, he finds some cool guys and decides to go do everything he can with them.
They say, "Hey Bill, we're going to the bar. Want to come?"
He says, "Sure," and comes to the bar. They all order shots and beers. Bill doesn't want to be a square, so he orders shots and beers, and they all have a great time.
Next week, they call Bill up and tell him that they're going to a club. Bill comes along with them. They all start grinding on women and ordering tons of booze. Bill doesn't want to be a square, so he does the same and has a good time.
The next week, they call Bill up and tell him that they're going to a football game. Bill doesn't want to be a square, so he comes along. The guys are all cheering for their team enthusiastically, but Bill just sits quietly in his seat. Finally one of the guys says, "Bill, this isn't like you. Everything else we've done, you've joined in happily. Why won't you root for the team with us?"
Bill replies, "Well, I don't want to be a square. And rooting? Rooting is for squares."
An unpopular math nerd in school never really interacted with anyone.
Some girls decided to play a prank by giving him a piece of paper saying "i <3 u".
Unfortunately, the nerd did not understand and just responded, "Assuming solving for u, u > i/3".