Following is our collection of **Math jokes** which are very funny. There are some math exponential jokes no one knows (*to tell your friends*) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these **math integration puns** funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

I would have $7.20 by now

A businessman is getting a 17% discount on an order worth $20,000.00, but can't figure out the total in his head. He asks his secretary, "Betty, if I were to give you twenty thousand dollars with a 17% discount, how much would you take off?" She thinks for a minute, then says, "Everything except my earrings."

...It multiplies by dividing!

A mathematician and an engineer are living together in a dorm when a fire starts in their room.

The mathematician wakes up and sees the fire. He quickly scans the room and sees a fire extinguisher and goes back to bed, happy knowing a solution exists.

The engineer wakes up, sees the fire and uses the extinguisher to put it out.

An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one tells the bartender he wants a beer. The second one orders half a beer. The third one orders a fourth of a beer. The bartender puts two beers on the bar and says You guys need to learn your limits.

Which just goes to show you, you can't have your Pi and Edith too.

So a 54 year old man cheats on his wife and leaves her a note saying that he has been sleeping with an 18 year.

The 54 year old wife reads the note, shrugs and writes one of her own.

When her husband gets home he reads the note, it says:

I know that you've been cheating on me with an 18 year old, but I have an 18 year old of my own and we all know 18 goes into 54 far more than 54 goes into 18.

Look, buddy, I've already got a lot of problems, and I really don't need any of your drama.

She says "I have a boyfriend", he says "I have a math test".

The girl says "What's that got to do with anything?", he replies "I thought we were just naming things we are going to cheat on."

Her algae bra

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11 is a prime number.

It helps with division.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the Mobius strip?

A: To get to the same side!

Ahmed has 3 lunch boxes.

He gives one to Mohammed and another to Hassan. Calculate the radius of the explosion.

"You're a lot like a math exam."

I replied "Why? Because I'm long and hard?"

She said, "No, I'm cheating on you with an Asian."

Just sum

...and she asked one of her students, "If you had two dollars, and you asked your father for another, how many dollars would you have?"

The student replied, "Two dollars."

"Not quite," the teach responded. "Sounds like you don't know your addition.

"No," the student said, "you just don't know my father."

I'd have $ 6.30 now

He can binomial.

Because he's dead.

*[The punchline is left as an exercise for the reader.]*

"And I have a math test", I told her. "What?", she replied, "What does that have to do with anything?".

"Oh", I said, "I thought we were both naming things we would cheat on."

How mean!

The first question asked "You see a burning house and a hose disconnected from a fire hydrant. What do you do?" After much deliberation, the Mathematician decides he would attach the hose to the hydrant. He is then asked "You see a non-burning house and a hose disconnected from a fire hydrant. What do you do?" to which the Mathematician immediately responds, "I'll set the house of fire to reduce this to a problem I've already solved."

Id have $1.74

He took the rhombus

...and his wife is livid.

You SWORE that you'd be home by 11:45!

"No," slurs the mathematician...

I said I'd be home by a quarter of 12.

Triggernometry

x always equals 10

Me: "yes, as a matter of fact I am"

Interviewer: "Whats 14x27"

Me: "49"

Interviewer: "that's not even close"

me: "yeah, but it was fast"

A mathematician is afraid of flying due to the small risk of a terrorist attack. So, on every flight he takes a bomb with his hand luggage. "The probability of having a bomb on a plane is very low", he reason, "and the probability of having two bombs on the same plane is virtually zero."

Apparently, "I do." is not the correct answer.

3.14 feet. Well, at least the πthon is

(I'm so sorry)

So the equation 2n+2n is 4n to me.

He always wants to put radicals in isolation.

How mean.

But he knew it was <3.

I can tell, cos there's no sin of his tan

17: Hey 11, want to hear a joke?

11: Sure.

17: What did one prime number say to the other prime number?

11: I give up.

17: "I can't even."

11 and 17 together: HAHAHA!!!!!

2: I don't get it.

Thanks for nothing.

the other half is intelligence.

I think he must be plotting something.

...weapons of math instruction.

A mathematician stumbles home drunk at 3 a.m and his wife is livid.

You SWORE that you'd be home by 11:45!

"No," slurs the mathematician I said I'd be home by a quarter of 12.

Because their dog doesn't eat their homework

But I must say, it's pretty cocky of them to do the problems with their eyes closed.

Glad to know I'm in the other 2%.

I told her I hope she gets a "C".

I would have $37

Girl: I have a boyfriend.

Boy: and i have a math test tomorrow.

Girl: What does that have to do with anything?

Boy: I thought we were listing things we were going to cheat on.

He got back home and found a note that read, hi honey, I've left and decided to run off with the 18 year old pool boy. We are both 54 years old, and I think you'll figure out as a mathematician that 18 goes into 54 more times than 54 goes into 18.

me: make math go away

Genie: ok, that one's on the house

me: yay, so I still get three wishes?

Genie: huh?

Thank god im homeschooled or that could have been wierd

Three plus seven, that son of a bitch is ten."

Hearing what he was saying, his mother asked him what he was doing. He answered that he was doing his math homework.

"And this is how your teacher taught you to do it?" she asked her son to which he replied yes.

Infuriated, the mother asked the teacher what she is teaching in math class. The teacher said, "Right now, we are learning addition."

The mother asked if she was teaching them to say two plus two, that son of a bitch is four.

Laughing, the teacher replied, "What I taught them was, two plus two, THE SUM OF WHICH, is four."

But Math puns make me number.

But I'll make one if I halve two.

Suddenly, two people enter the house and after a couple of minutes, three people leave through the front door.

The biologist says - They must've reproduced!

The physicist says - This must be a measurement error!

The mathematician says - If one more person enters, the house will be empty!

Why are bacteria so bad at math?

Because they multiply by dividing.

RIP Miss Henn. Miss her lots.

They were both put in a room and at the other end was a naked woman on a bed. The experimenter said that every 30 seconds they could travel half the distance between themselves and the woman. The mathematician stormed off, calling it pointless. The engineer was still in. The mathematician said Don't you see? You'll never get close enough to actually reach her. The engineer replied, So? I'll be close enough for all practical purposes.

The Interviewer asked the three Men, "What's the answer to one plus one?"

The Mathematician instantly replied, "Two!"

The Electrician went away, measured lots of things, and eventually came back and gladly said, "Two"

The lawyer looked around, closed the door, leaned in towards the interviewer, and quietly said, "What would you like it to be?"

*Johnny counts on his fingers....*

Johnny - FOUR, miss?

Math teacher - yeah, that's right. But you are counting on your fingers...

Put your hands behind your back and tell me what's 3+3?

*Johnny fumbles around..*

Johnny - SIX, miss?

Math teacher - yes, that's right..but you're still counting on your fingers...

Put your hand in your pockets and tell me what's 5+5?

*Johnny fumbles around his pockets...*

Johnny - ELEVEN, Miss??

Please Excuse My Dear Aunt Sally

but I'm 2² to say it.

Algae-bra

P.S not my own . Reposting someone's original from years ago. Kudos to him

Exact Lee.

They commit math genocide on a daily basis.

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