Math Equation Jokes
35 math equation jokes and hilarious math equation puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about math equation that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Math Equation Short Jokes
Short math equation jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The math equation humour may include short equation jokes also.
- Did you hear about the math teacher... ...who used a ladder to solve a calculus problem written at the very top of his blackboard?
He really rose to the equation. - My friend was arrested after carving equations into blocks of quartz He was charged with manufacture of crystal math
- Al Gore's new band Did you hear the Al Gore started a band based on math equations?
It's called "Al Gore Rhythm" - What do you call the brand of toilet paper that prints math equations on their rolls? Multi-Ply
- What do you call a gay guy who is really good at differential equations? Homogeneous.
Heeeeeey math jokes! - In my math homework I was asked what's the difference a racist and a mathematician. I need help solving this equation, maybe one of you could ask one of your Asian friends for me?
- Two people are discussing math. 1: What number satisfies 1/x=0
2: Nothing satisfies that equation.
1: ...
1: I'm pretty sure that you can't divide by zero. - My maths teacher told me that some people say "bang" when referring to factorials in equations. So bang and the zero is one
- How do you solve a math equation? Isolate the "x" so it gets depressive and takes s**....
- Confused about maths equation I'm usually sharp enough with the sums. But when multiplying 664,751 x 8 it keeps going t**...-up on me!?!?
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Math Equation One Liners
Which math equation one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with math equation? I can suggest the ones about math problem and math homework.
- I'm bad at math So the equation 2n+2n is 4n to me.
- If /u/doubledickdude was a math equation... 8=D^2
- i love math but the equation 2n+2n Is 4n to me
- What's two plus two? A math equation.
- What do you call a motherly math equation? A momonial
- What it is like to be a math major. The only thing I satisfy are equations.
- What math equation do you use the most while on the toilet? Natural log
- My math teacher told me to find X in a equation..... When x was already there...
- How much equations does it take to finish a math test? Only Sum
- How do you confuse a blonde? Give her a very complex and difficult math equation.
- What's Souljia Boy's favorite math equation? y=x^2
Uproarious Math Equation Jokes to Share with Friends
What funny jokes about math equation you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean math solving jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make math equation pranks.
An escalating series of math jokes
Me: Roses are red. Violets are blue. Math is hard, and so I am.
Her: I wish you were my differential equations homework... because if you were, you would be hard and I would be doing you on my desk.
Me: Well, I'm awfully glad you're not *my* differential equations homework... because if you were, you would be 6 weeks late.
A math equation
W = women M = Money T = Time
W = T x M We know that women are time and money
Time is equal to money, so T = M
We can then say W = M^2
Money is the root of evil.
We can then substitute again and say that
W = sqrt(M^2).
Now simplified, W = E. Women are evil. Math proves it!
Marriage or Death
At my second wedding my buddy was giving a speech. He started by telling me he had some bad news - 50% of marriages end in divorce. That's not the worst part though - the other half end in death. So I started thinking, my first one ended in divorce, so the odds are in my favor. I wondered about the math, so I started doing the equation and it turns out I'd rather be single than dead.
- I'm writing a set, notes and critiques are more than welcome