The Best 21 Math Equation Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Math Equation jokes. There are some math equation jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these math equation puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Math Equation Jokes and Puns

I'm bad at math

So the equation 2n+2n is 4n to me.

Did you hear about the math teacher...

...who used a ladder to solve a calculus problem written at the very top of his blackboard?

He really rose to the equation.

An escalating series of math jokes

Me: Roses are red. Violets are blue. Math is hard, and so I am.

Her: I wish you were my differential equations homework... because if you were, you would be hard and I would be doing you on my desk.

Me: Well, I'm awfully glad you're not *my* differential equations homework... because if you were, you would be 6 weeks late.

If /u/doubledickdude was a math equation...

8=D^2

i love math but the equation 2n+2n

Is 4n to me


My friend was arrested after carving equations into blocks of quartz

He was charged with manufacture of crystal math

Al Gore's new band

Did you hear the Al Gore started a band based on math equations?

It's called "Al Gore Rhythm"

How do you solve a math equation?

Isolate the "x" so it gets depressive and takes suicide.

What do you call the brand of toilet paper that prints math equations on their rolls?

Multi-Ply

What do you call a gay guy who is really good at differential equations?

Homogeneous.

Heeeeeey math jokes!

Confused about maths equation

I'm usually sharp enough with the sums. But when multiplying 664,751 x 8 it keeps going tits-up on me!?!?

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What's two plus two?

A math equation.

What do you call a motherly math equation?

A momonial

In my math homework I was asked what's the difference a racist and a mathematician.

I need help solving this equation, maybe one of you could ask one of your Asian friends for me?

A math equation

W = women M = Money T = Time

W = T x M We know that women are time and money

Time is equal to money, so T = M

We can then say W = M^2

Money is the root of evil.

We can then substitute again and say that
W = sqrt(M^2).

Now simplified, W = E. Women are evil. Math proves it!

Marriage or Death

At my second wedding my buddy was giving a speech. He started by telling me he had some bad news - 50% of marriages end in divorce. That's not the worst part though - the other half end in death. So I started thinking, my first one ended in divorce, so the odds are in my favor. I wondered about the math, so I started doing the equation and it turns out I'd rather be single than dead.

- I'm writing a set, notes and critiques are more than welcome

What it is like to be a math major.

The only thing I satisfy are equations.

What math equation do you use the most while on the toilet?

Natural log

My math teacher told me to find X in a equation.....

When x was already there...


Two people are discussing math.

1: What number satisfies 1/x=0

2: Nothing satisfies that equation.

1: ...

1: I'm pretty sure that you can't divide by zero.

My maths teacher told me that some people say "bang" when referring to factorials in equations.

So bang and the zero is one

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