Maternity Nurse Jokes
8 maternity nurse jokes and hilarious maternity nurse puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about maternity nurse that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Maternity Nurse Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
What is a good maternity nurse joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
You'd think nursing a child would go by quickly…
…but it feels like a maternity.
In a maternity ward, a new father is worried that his wife might have been unfaithful...
"Do you think he even looks like me?" he asks the nurse.
"Yeah, but it's OK. At least he's healthy."
"Sorry, that name is already taken"
A lady tells to the nurse at the maternity hospital:
- I think I will call my little newborn Anna.
Doctor:
- Sorry, that name is already taken, but you can name her Anna532 or Anna_153.
What is a nurse in the maternity ward's favorite kind of food?
Delivery.
A lady tells the nurse at a maternity hospital, "
I want to call my little baby Ellie."
Nurse replies, "I'm sorry, but that name is already taken, perhaps you can consider naming her Ellie532 or Ellie_153?"
An Israeli man, a Palestinian man, and an Ethiopian man are in a maternity ward waiting room.
An Israeli man, a Palestinian man, and an Ethiopian man are in a maternity ward waiting room. The nurse walks in and explains that there's been a terrible mix up with the babies, and that the fathers are going to have to figure out amongst themselves which baby belongs to whom. The Israeli man springs up out of his chair and volunteers to go first.
A few minutes later the Israeli man returns holding a newborn baby in his arms. The baby is clearly Ethiopian.
The Ethiopian man shouts in anger "Hey! I KNOW that baby is MINE!" to which the Israeli man replies: "One of the two babies left is Palestinian, and I'm not taking any chances!"
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A Jew, an Irishman, and a black man are in a maternity ward...
A Jew, an Irishman, and a black man are in a maternity ward waiting room. The nurse walks in and explains that there's been a terrible mix up with the babies, and that the fathers are going to have to figure out amongst themselves which baby belongs to whom. The Irishman springs up out of his chair and volunteers to go first.
A few minutes later the Irishman returns holding a newborn black-skinned baby in his arms.
The black man shouts in anger "Now, I KNOW that baby is MINE!" to which the Irishman replies: "One of those babies is Jewish, and I'm not taking any chances!"
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An Englishman, a Welshman and a Pakistani man were sat in the waiting room of the maternity ward at the local hospital...
An Englishman, a Welshman and a Pakistani man were sat in the waiting room of the maternity ward at the local hospital.
A nurse comes out and says to the men "I'm sorry, but there's a been a mix-up and we don't know which baby belongs to which mother. Any chance one of you could come in and see if you can help?"
The Englishman stands up and says that he'll help. He walks into the ward and, a couple of minutes later walks out with what is obviously a Pakistani baby. The Pakistani man stands up and shouts "What do you think you're doing?!"
And the Englishman said "Look, one of those babies in there is Welsh, and I'm not taking any chances."
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