Maternity Leave Jokes
3 maternity leave jokes and hilarious maternity leave puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about maternity leave that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Amusing & Witty Maternity Leave Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun
What is a good maternity leave joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
If U.S. taxpayers had to pay maternity leave....
The right to abortion would be the first amendment.
I guess some things will never change...
I hired a temp while my secretary was on maternity leave.
Trying to arrive at an agreeable wage, I asked what she expected to earn.
She said, "Well... the minimum I could work for is $400 a week.
"I told her I'd give her that much with pleasure. She shook her head and replied,
"With pleasure, it'll be $600 a week."
Preparations for parenthood.
Not sure you are prepared to be a parent, here are some tips to get you started.
Women: to prepare for maternity, put on a bathrobe and stick a giant beanbag chair down the front and leave it for 9 months. After the 9 months, empty out approximately 10-20% of the beans.
Men: to prepare for paternity, go to your local drug store, dump the contents of your wallet on the counter and give it the pharmacist. Then, go to the supermarket and arrange to have your salary direct-deposit to their headquarters. Go home, pick up the paper and read it for the very last time.
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