The Best 10 Materialistic Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Materialistic jokes. There are some materialistic mercedes jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these materialistic lexus puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Materialistic Jokes and Puns

A lawyer opens his car door on the side of the road

as a car flies past and takes off his door. Stunned, he quickly looks around and spots a police officer nearby. "Officer, you saw that guy just hit my brand new Porsche, you have to do something!" The officer can't believe what he is seeing and shakily replies, "Sir, how can you lawyers be so materialistic? Do you not realize that your entire left arm is also missing?" The lawyer quickly looks at his left arm and yells, "No, my Rolex!"

A lawyer was in his BMW...

...when he opened the door to get out, an oncoming truck hit the door, ripping it off, and went on. The lawyer calls the cops.

Lawyer (Whining) : Officer, look what happened to my beamer.

Officer : You lawyers are so materialistic it makes me sick. You are so worried about your car that you did not notice that your arm is missing as well.

Lawyer (in shock) : Oh my God! Where's my Rolex?

I'm worried my wife is going to make our baby too materialistic.

Every time she tickles the baby, she says "Gucci Gucci Gucci!"

Materialistic joke, I'm worried my wife is going to make our baby too materialistic.

A Girl Was About to Celebrate her 18th Birthday

The mother asked the girl what would she like as a gift.

As the girl was not materialistic, she said even a heartfelt message that will make her cry will suffice.

And the mother said "you're adopted".

If I had a penny for every time somebody said I was materialistic...

I'd probably be able to afford some Gucci socks.


Someone just called me materialistic.

I felt like choking them with my Vivienne Westwood belt.

Short people are materialistic.

Tall people are bigger than that. They can see past it.

Materialistic joke, Short people are materialistic.

How do you destroy one of the many materialistic, boring and vapid white girl bots?

Put her in a room with another one.

My girlfriend left me because I'm too materialistic.

I said, "Don't slam the door on your way out.."

How do you turn down a materialistic woman?

Tell her: liking you for your money makes her a gold digger...

...and it's a felony to sleep with a miner.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the materialistic logistics jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working materialistic lawyer piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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