Material Science Jokes
8 material science jokes and hilarious material science puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about material science that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Material Science Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
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There's been some interesting science news today.
Apparently materials with a half life of 3 pass through valves at a extremely slow rate.
-plauge inc
Why did the Mechanical Engineer stop studying material science?
They just couldn't handle the stress.
I recently went to a science seminar on new materials we could use to make knives more efficient
It was cutting edge stuff.
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Topical Jokes (5/25-5/26)
Hey, sorry for the tardiness! Been on the road lately. Here's some jokes to cap up the last couple days.
Governor Christie met with Snooki over the weekend, but things got a tad awkward when Christie licked his lips and asked, "But seriously, are you actually a meatball?"
Big Catholic news, the Pope recently stated that it is possible for atheists to go to Heaven. However, what he didn't say is once they get there, they have to spend all eternity helping Buddha squeeze into his yoga pants.
In entertainment, "Fast and Furious 6" critics say the film did not live up to the hype. Especially when the first 45 minutes of the film were Vin Diesel sitting in his Dodge Neon scanning Tokyo radio for a Limp Bizkit station.
Bad news, a m**... tax bill stalled in Colorado. Glossy-eyed congressmen promise they'll finish the bill as soon as this rad 'Stairway' solo is over.
In a recent speech, Biden hinted that government research is often wasteful. Such as Biden's $3 million study on if he saw Bigfoot getting the paper yesterday or just Sarah Palin before her morning shave.
And finally some science news. A recent marine study found that fish can use sign language. However, what was more surprising was the terrifying gang signs used by the east L.A. river fish crew, "Gills that Kills".
Thanks for reading! Been pretty busy lately so I'm making sure I produce some material for you guys to check out.
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Science have confirmed that humans can consume extremely poisonous materials and even drink molten lava
**Once**
What do you call terrorists who have degrees in material science and electromagnetic theory?
HysterISIS
The science teacher stood in the front of the class and said, "Children, if you could have one raw material in the world, what would it be?"
Little Stevie raised his hand and said "I would want gold, because gold is worth a lot of money and I could buy a Corvette." The teacher nodded, and then she called on little Susie.
Little Susie said, "I would want platinum because platinum is worth more than gold and I could buy a Porsche." The teacher smiled, and then she called on Little Johnny.
Little Johnny stood up and said, "I would want silicone." The teacher said, "Silicone? Why silicone, Little Johnny?" "Because my mom has two bags of the stuff and you should
see all the sports cars outside our house!"
Three engineers are arguing about which engineering discipline god favors...
The first says "God is an electrical engineer - electricity is fundamental to all life. Electricity is the most transportable, universal energy... it's like the force. Clearly, god is an electrical engineer."
The second pipes up and says "Nah... god must be a chemical engineer, from the bio-molecular to the materials sciences, the attention to detail needed to just put together the basics for the physical world just require a chemical engineering mind. God is a chemical engineer."
The third guy shakes his head and says "you two don't know what you're talking about. God is a civil engineer."
His friends are incredulous, derisive, and sarcastic, telling him that there's no way he can offer even a single shred of evidence for this flat assertion... to which he replies:
"Who else would run a waste main through a recreation area?"
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