Material Girl Jokes
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Material Girl Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
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The s**... is made up of Glucose........
MBBS Professor:
The s**... is made up of Glucose, the same material Sugar is made of.
A Girl raised her hand:
"Then why doesn't it
taste like Sugar?"
Suddenly silence in hall.
Girl:Oops.
Then Professor's reply was also a Medical master piece:
My dear, Thats because, the taste buds are located on the tip of your Tongue and not at the end of your t**...
Killer .
I once dated a girl just for her internet connection
She was wifi material.
My friends all call me a chick magnet.
However due to my lack of ferromagnetic material in my chemical makeup I can can't seem to think of what repels all these girls.
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One of the Saddest Stories I've Ever Heard
The HighSchool Girls National diving team's plane crashed into the ocean, and they washed up on a deserted island.
Physically, the few survivors were unharmed, but as the days past, their minds began to crack as they realized that they had not the tools, knowledge, or materials to build a working diving board and bring some normalcy back into their lives!
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But alas… The poor b**... were forced to resort to cannonballism.
Hey girl, are you a Firestarter?
Because you're definitely tinder material.
Hey girl, come feel my sweater. Wanna know what its made of? Boyfriend material.
(Troll Face)
Hey girl, come feel my sweater. Wanna know what its made of? Boyfriend material.
(Troll Face)
'My ex was a real material girl.'
- Buffalo Bill
Men, if you have met your dream girl, materialize her.
At a fabric store
At a fabric store, a pretty girl spots a nice material for a dress and asks the male clerk, "How much does it costs?"
Only one kiss per yard, replied the male clerk with a smirk.
That's fine, said the girl. I'll take ten yards. With expectation and anticipation written all over his face, the clerk quickly measured out the cloth, wrapped it up, and then teasingly held it out.
The girl took the bag and pointed to the old man standing beside her, and smiled, Grandpa will pay the bill.
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