Materia Jokes
13 materia jokes and hilarious materia puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about materia that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Hilarious Materia Jokes for a Fun-Filled Night with Friends
What is a good materia joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
What's the most useful material?
Scratch. You can make anything from scratch.
Material Guy
A guy crashes his new sports car and when the police arrive, he is crying Oh my god, my gorgeous Ferrari!
The police officer tells him that material possessions are the least of his troubles, considering his left arm was severed as well.
The guy looks down where his arm used to be and wails Oh, my god, my precious Rolex!
What material do african blacksmiths use the most?
Steel.
What material are the Pink Panther's jeans made out of?
Denim Deniiiiiiiimmmmmm
There was a material election, and glass, wood, and plastic were the candidates.
Glass was becoming the clear winner.
What material does Mario use for his pants?
Denim denim denim
What material should you never use to create or build with?
Tin that was mined by moles. Anything you make with it melts immediately.
What material do they use to make tools in China?
Thaitanium
Materialists don't really think about whether the glass is half full or half empty.
They care more about whether the glass is expensive.
The material I have bends in a strange way but it should be suitable for the client
Weird flex but okay
Why was Aeris Gainsborough OBSESSED with her jewelry?
Because she was a materia girl.
Materialist Lawyer
A lawyer is getting out of his car when another vehicle comes along and rips the door right off the hinges. A cop sees the whole thing and comes over to assist the lawyer who is screaming profanities at the driver of the other vehicle.
The cop asks, "Are you alright, sir?"
The lawyer responds, "Of course not you fricking idiot! Did you see what that guy just did to my Jaguar? You're going to arrest him, right?"
The cop just shakes his head, "You lawyers are so materialistic. I'll bet you haven't even realized your arm is missing."
The lawyer looks down where is missing arm should be and screams, "Oh my god, my Rolex!"
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Materia One Liners
Which materia one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with materia? I can suggest the ones about mage and parks.
- Why was Aeris Gainsborough OBSESSED with her jewelry? Because she was a materia girl.
