Mated Jokes
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If a buffalo and baboon mated...
Their child would be a real buffoon.
Why was Ted Kennedy called the "Lion of the Senate"?
Because he mated at will and killed without remorse.
One time we successfully mated a bulldog and a shih tzu
We called it a b**...
My neighbor's Shih Tzu dog mated with my Bulldog.
now I have a Bullshiht.
Why was the chess player pregnant?
Because they were mated.
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