The Best 4 Mated Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Mated jokes. There are some mated ireland mates jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these mated procreate puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Mated Jokes and Puns

Why was Ted Kennedy called the "Lion of the Senate"?

Because he mated at will and killed without remorse.

My neighbor's Shih Tzu dog mated with my Bulldog.

now I have a Bullshiht.

One time we successfully mated a bulldog and a shih tzu

We called it a bullshit

Why was the chess player pregnant?

Because they were mated.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the mated bred jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working mated unmarried piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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