Matching Outfits Jokes
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I saw 2 men in matching outfits I asked them if they were gay
They arrested me
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I saw 2 guys wearing matching outfits and asked if they were gay.
They arrested me.
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This joke may contain profanity or explicit language
I was walking around town the other day...
I was walking around town the other day when I saw these two j**...-offs wearing matching outfits, I mean, down to the *belt* same outfits, so I yelled to over to them "Hey faggots did you plan that?"
Anyways, they arrested me.
I told two twins their matching outfits are cute...
"Did your mom buy you matching clothes?" I asked politely.
To which they answered, "We're not twins and could we see your license and registration please."
I'm happy being single but...
sometimes I'll be walking down the street and see a happy couple coming towards me, holding hands and wearing matching outfits. And I just can't help but think to myself, *Wouldn't it be nice to have someone to hate them with?*
-Tom Allen
I saw two guys walking together with matching outfits at the mall, so I asked them if they were gay.
They arrested me.
I hate it when my wife askes me to carry her handbag...
and it doesn't match my outfit!!
Today I saw a guy in a store window matching my outfit so I asked him: Are you gay?
But ,It was my reflection and I was having a existential crisis
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