Matching Outfit Jokes

16 matching outfit jokes and hilarious matching outfit puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about matching outfit that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Matching Outfit Short Jokes

Short matching outfit jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The matching outfit humour may include short same outfit jokes also.

  1. Today I saw two guys on the street in matching outfits so I asked them: Are you gay? They arrested me.
  2. I saw two guys walking together with matching outfits at the mall, so I asked them if they were gay. They arrested me.
  3. I saw two men with matching outfits walking down the street together so I asked them if they were gay. They arrested me.
  4. Last week I saw two men wearing matching outfits and asked if they were gay... They promptley aressted me.
  5. I saw twins in cute matching outfits and asked them, Your mom always buys matching clothes for you? One replied, Sir, we are not twins. License and Registration please.
  6. Today I saw a guy in a store window matching my outfit so I asked him: Are you gay? But ,It was my reflection and I was having a existential crisis
  7. I saw two guys wearing matching outfit and asked if they were g**...! They arrested me.
    \(Sorry this is not mine but I heard it a while ago\).

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Matching Outfit One Liners

Which matching outfit one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with matching outfit? I can suggest the ones about outfit and suit fitting.

  1. I saw 2 men in matching outfits I asked them if they were gay They arrested me
  2. I saw 2 guys wearing matching outfits and asked if they were gay. They arrested me.
  3. I hate it when my wife askes me to carry her handbag... and it doesn't match my outfit!!

Matching Outfit Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about matching outfit you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean suit and tie jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make matching outfit pranks.

I was walking around town the other day...

I was walking around town the other day when I saw these two j**...-offs wearing matching outfits, I mean, down to the *belt* same outfits, so I yelled to over to them "Hey faggots did you plan that?"
Anyways, they arrested me.

I told two twins their matching outfits are cute...

"Did your mom buy you matching clothes?" I asked politely.
To which they answered, "We're not twins and could we see your license and registration please."

I'm happy being single but...

sometimes I'll be walking down the street and see a happy couple coming towards me, holding hands and wearing matching outfits. And I just can't help but think to myself, *Wouldn't it be nice to have someone to hate them with?*
-Tom Allen