Matchbox Jokes
5 matchbox jokes and hilarious matchbox puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about matchbox that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Comedy Matchbox Jokes to Make Your Friends Giggle
What is a good matchbox joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
Two brother sit under the christmas tree....
One gets dozens of presents. He opens one after another, a tablet, a drone, a bike and plenty other things.
The other only gets one present with his name on it: a matchbox car.
The one boy with all the presents maliciously asks: guess whom they like more!
The other, calmly playing with the matchbox car, asks back: guess who has cancer.
Old Aussie joke: Why is the lady on the Red Heads matchbox always smiling?
There are 48 heads in her box - of course she`s happy!
If duct taping a Matchbox Trans Am to one's ear and pretending it's a Bluetooth device is wrong, then maybe—
hang on... I've gotta take this.
I don't go on and on about how I can't roller skate
But apparently the whole world needs to know about how this w**... in the river can't swim.
The doctor said I have Matchbox 20/20 vision . . .
Typical RobThomatrist.
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