The Best 5 Matchbox Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Matchbox jokes. There are some matchbox keys jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these matchbox tin puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Matchbox Jokes and Puns

Two brother sit under the christmas tree....

One gets dozens of presents. He opens one after another, a tablet, a drone, a bike and plenty other things.

The other only gets one present with his name on it: a matchbox car.

The one boy with all the presents maliciously asks: guess whom they like more!

The other, calmly playing with the matchbox car, asks back: guess who has cancer.

Old Aussie joke: Why is the lady on the Red Heads matchbox always smiling?


There are 48 heads in her box - of course she`s happy!

If duct taping a Matchbox Trans Am to one's ear and pretending it's a Bluetooth device is wrong, then maybe—

hang on... I've gotta take this.

Last Christmas my parents got me a pair of flip flops with matchbox cars glued to the bottom..

Cheap Skates!

The doctor said I have Matchbox 20/20 vision . . .

Typical RobThomatrist.


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the matchbox lego jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working matchbox doll piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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