The Best 12 Matador Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Matador jokes. There are some matador strokenoff jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these matador pendant puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Matador Jokes and Puns

How do you say doormat in Spanish?

Matador

A matador made a still life painting

It was a gourd by a bowl.

What do you call a Spanish matador who is not very good at his job?

I'd say he's fairly incapa**bull**.

Matador joke, What do you call a Spanish matador who is not very good at his job?

What did the bull-fighter say to the upset door?

What's the matador?

Bulls need to realize that when a matador waves his cape, he's scamming them.

It's a huge red flag.


What's a matadors choice skin moisturizer?

"Olay"

(I made it up- unsure if I'm the first but I doubt it)

If you've made your fortune through being a soup chef or a matador.

Then you're a bullionaire.

Matador joke, If you've made your fortune through being a soup chef or a matador.

Why did the French matador get fired?

He kept waving a white flag instead of the red one.

Ladies, if your boyfriend wants matador equipment for Christmas...

That's a big red flag.

What did the Spanglish Stan Lee say to the matador before the bullfight?

Excel, SeΓ±or!





RIP Stan Lee

How does a matador take his coffee?

AU LAIT!

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What did the bull-runner say to the upset door?

What's the matador?

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This has to be the greatest joke I have ever written.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the matador senor jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working matador mariachi piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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