Matador Jokes

26 matador jokes and hilarious matador puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about matador that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Funniest Matador Short Jokes

Short matador jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The matador humour may include short macho jokes also.

  1. Bulls need to realize that when a matador waves his cape, he's scamming them. It's a huge red flag.
  2. What's a matadors choice skin moisturizer? "Olay"
    (I made it up- unsure if I'm the first but I doubt it)
  3. If you've made your fortune through being a soup chef or a matador. Then you're a bullionaire.
  4. What did the Spanglish Stan Lee say to the matador before the bullfight? Excel, Señor!

    RIP Stan Lee
  5. What did the bull-runner say to the upset door? What's the matador?
    This has to be the greatest joke I have ever written.
  6. What does the cow say to the guy who's trying to kill him? Hey, hold on, whatsa matador wit you?
  7. What do you call a Spanish matador who is not very good at his job? I'd say he's fairly incapa**bull**.

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Matador One Liners

Which matador one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with matador? I can suggest the ones about predator and boxer.

  1. How do you say doormat in Spanish? Matador
  2. What do matadors use on their hands? Oil of Olé.
  3. What did the bull-fighter say to the upset door? What's the matador?
  4. A matador made a still life painting It was a gourd by a bowl.
  5. What brand of potato chip do Matadors prefer? "Oh Lays"
  6. Why did the French matador get fired? He kept waving a white flag instead of the red one.
  7. Ladies, if your boyfriend wants matador equipment for Christmas... That's a big red flag.
  8. How does a matador take his coffee? AU LAIT!
  9. What is a Matador's favourite drink? Café OLÉ!!!
  10. What do you call four matadors in quicksand? Quatro Cinco
  11. Avoidable ... What a Matador tries to do
  12. What did the matador say when he was gored by the bull? 'Spain
  13. What do you call a matador who lost to the bull? A mat'o'gore.

Matador joke, What do you call a matador who lost to the bull?

Howlingly Hilarious Matador Jokes for All Ages to Enjoy

What funny jokes about matador you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean commando jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make matador pranks.

Matador joke, What did the bull-runner say to the upset door?