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Hilarious Fun Mata Jokes to Bring Joy & Laughter with Friends

What is a good mata joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

What do matadors use on their hands?

Oil of Olé.

A Christian,Muslim and Hindu had a fight on a plane

It was decided they would all try to make other passenger stand by chanting their spiritual words. The person who made most people stand up is the winner.
There were 40 passengers on board
Christian : Bless us Jesus Christ
5 passengers stand up
Hindu : Jai Mata Di
3 passengers stand up
Muslim : Allah hu Akbar
37 passengers Stand Up.
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And jumped out of the plane.

A matador made a still life painting

It was a gourd by a bowl.

What's a matadors choice skin moisturizer?

"Olay"
(I made it up- unsure if I'm the first but I doubt it)

How does a matador take his coffee?

AU LAIT!


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