The Best 7 Masturbators Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Masturbators jokes. There are some masturbators rumour jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these masturbators procrastinators puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Masturbators Jokes and Puns

Welcome to Masturbators Anonymous.

I'm disappointed that you all came today.

I called Masturbators Anonymous to let them know I wouldn't be at the meeting...

...because I'm just not feeling myself today.

A group of chronic masturbators have recently started an organization to protect women from domestic violence.

Their slogan is "We only beat ourselves."

What group of superheroes is known for being chronic masturbators?

The Fap-tastic Four.

What's a chronic masturbators favorite part of the movie Mulan?

The part where she was Fa Ping.


You've been cordially invited to the exclusive, super secret, society of masturbators...

Please come alone.

What do you call a round table meeting of a bunch of chronic masturbators?

A circumference BADUMTSS

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the masturbators orgasms jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working masturbators ices piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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