The Best 12 Masturbate Jokes

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Top 10 of the Funniest Masturbate Jokes and Puns

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I masturbated when the clock struck 12 tonight

It was the stroke of midnight

I masturbated over a photograph of a dead guy.

It was the most disturbing thing I've ever come across

Masturbate joke, I masturbated over a photograph of a dead guy.

Somebody, somewhere, has masturbated while thinking of you

And other lies you can tell yourself

I haven't masturbated in a week...

... it's hard.


I masturbated over my ex-wife last night.

I know I shouldn't but I've still got a key and she's a heavy sleeper.

I once masturbated in a canoe

Until I got fapsized

Masturbate joke, I once masturbated in a canoe

Everybody masturbates.

It's getting out of hand.

I masturbated at a zoo today and got kicked out.

But come on, they look exactly like furries!

I masturbated on a aeroplane

I called it "highjacking"

I just masturbated while wearing my new Apple Watch.

Apparently I burned as many calories as if I walked 8 steps.

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I haven't masturbated in years

it wasn't hard.

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