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God said to Gabriel:
"I've finally finished my masterpiece. Beautiful mountains, spectacular lochs, and whisky - the most amazing drink in my creation. I shall call this land 'Scotland'"
"That sounds fantastic" Gabriel said. "What have the people of this land done to deserve all this?"
"Well" said God. "Wait til you see the neighbours they're getting"
The Thinker by Rodin is...
Rodin’s masterpiece sculptural work The Thinker is based on a distinctive Xi’an figure with a disturbed expression. The Terracotta Worrier.
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Van Gogh masterpiece defaced by Just Stop Oil activists in London.
A spokesman for the group said, 'We will not rest until all 19th century painters switch to acrylics or watercolours.'
Russian literature is built on suffering.
Either the character suffers, the author suffers, or the reader suffers. If all three are suffering, then it's considered a Russian masterpiece.
Ah, Perry the Platypus. Before I begin, I would like to assure you that this joke was absolutely not stolen. And of course by not stolen I mean COMPLETELY STOLEN! *activates trap*
Behold, My voice-changenator! This masterpiece has the power to modify people's voices across the tristate area! Watch as I merely post to my blog, and then any one who reads it is suddenly unable to resist even thinking in a voice other than my own!
If you give an infinite amount of monkeys with typewriters an infinite amount of time, they will eventually recreate all of Shakespeare's masterpieces accidentally...
But give them five minutes, and they'll have the script of The Last Jedi.
After hours of working on every syllable of this masterpiece, I bring you a haiku I've titled "Truth in hindsight"
The sky is blue
The grass is green
Jetfuel can't melt steel beams
So my 5yo kid is mad at the world this evening and he comes up with this masterpiece:
Him: Knock knock.
Me: Who's there?
Him: Nothing.
Me: (struggling to maintain a straight face) Nothing who?
Him: Don't. Say. Anything.
I broke up with a tin of paint this week.
I'm feeling pretty emulsional.
(CREDIT TO MY MUM FOR THIS MASTERPIECE)
I just thought of this masterpiece...
No. No, I didn't because nobody here is ever original.
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