Mastercard Jokes

Funniest Mastercard Short Jokes

Short mastercard jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The mastercard humour may include short debit jokes also.

1. It only takes 3 inches to please a woman. And it doesn't matter if it's mastercard, visa or American express.
2. Why did Novak Djokovic pay for his flight to Australia with a Mastercard? Because his Visa didn't work.
3. Elon Musk's new MasterCard Ad. Getting a person to Mars?: $100,000.
   Getting them back?: Priceless.
4. 3 1/2 Inches is the avg size a woman needs to be happy. MasterCard, Visa, American Express, ect...
5. Science for everything you do know, God for everything you don't know... ...and for everything else there's Mastercard.
6. Mastercard Chinese Resturant Commercial General Tso's Chicken........ $11.50
   Coca-Cola........ $1.99
   Take out guy forgets container........ Riceless
7. All a woman wants for Valentine's Day is a card... Visa or Mastercard, it really does not matter.
8. Now that Britain has left the EU, you'll need a Visa to get in and around ...for everything else, there's Mastercard.
9. Scientists have confirmed it only takes 3 1/4 inches to please a woman. It's true! Just go measure your mastercard.

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Mastercard One Liners

Which mastercard one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with mastercard? I can suggest the ones about visa and bankruptcy.

1. It only takes 3.5 inches to please a woman. Doesn't matter if it's Visa or Mastercard.
2. Why was Anakin Skywalker rejected for a credit card? Because he applied for a MasterCard.
3. What does a slavemaster use to buy his slaves presents? Mastercard.
4. What kind of credit card does Luke Skywalker use? A Jedi MasterCard
5. Why did the s**... pay in cash? He didn't have his Mastercard

Heartwarming Mastercard Jokes that Make You Laugh

What funny jokes about mastercard you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean bias jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make mastercard pranks.