masterbated Jokes

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I was watching some strange porn the other night... had a fat naked guy perched on the end of his bed, crying while he masterbated.

Then I realised I hadn't turned the tv on.


If I had a nickel every time I masterbated...

I'd have a jar of sticky nickels.


What do you call a person who has never masterbated ?

A liar


I wasn't allowed to eat dessert tonight til after I masterbated...

Because how can you haveย anyย puddingย if you don't beat your meat?


What's the weirdest thing you ever masterbated with?

A piece of ham.

I felt guilty so I went to my rabbi and confessed.

He told me "you're a Jewish boy you should have used a nice piece of brisket"


Did you here about the book that made the man cry while he masterbated?

It was a real Tear-Jerker.


I used to be afraid that I masterbated too much...

But then I learned to overcome it


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