The Best 6 Masterbated Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Masterbated jokes. There are some masterbated joffrey jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these masterbated masturbation puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Masterbated Jokes and Puns

A couple were talking after having sex.

You know, that was a really nice time. You lasted a lot longer than usual babe. The woman said. What's your secret? Can I expect this every night from now on? She continued.

The man replied Well, we were sexting earlier so I knew we'd be having an interesting evening, so I might have masterbated earlier today. You could say I... Came prepared

What do you call a person who has never masterbated ?

A liar

If I had a nickel every time I masterbated...

I'd have a jar of sticky nickels.

I wasn't allowed to eat dessert tonight til after I masterbated...

Because how can you haveย anyย puddingย if you don't beat your meat?

What's the weirdest thing you ever masterbated with?

A piece of ham.

I felt guilty so I went to my rabbi and confessed.

He told me "you're a Jewish boy you should have used a nice piece of brisket"


I used to be afraid that I masterbated too much...

But then I learned to overcome it

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