Master Degree Jokes
37 master degree jokes and hilarious master degree puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about master degree that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Master Degree Short Jokes
Short master degree jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The master degree humour may include short doctorate degree jokes also.
- My local HBCU started a new Graduate Degree Program If you do 4 years in the field for your Master's, they let you work in the kitchen.
- How come there are only PHD and bachelor's degrees in Czechia? Because they have No Gods, No Masters.
- Why would you want to get married and get a masters degree at the same time? The bachelor life is so much better.
- When does an increase in degrees not lead to warmer temperatures? When you get your Masters in Art History, but you still can't pay the heating bill
- Define Marriage? It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters.
- Does anyone know a college where I can get a degree in fishing? I just want to see if I can get credits applied for all my time master baiting.
- My friend Antony has a master's degree in the science of opposites Antony, M.S. studied antonyms
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Master Degree One Liners
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- Why didn't Anakin Skywalker become an engineer? He couldn't get a Master's degree.
- My fisherman friend got his Master's degree. Now he's a Master Baiter.
- I have a Masters Degree in Procrastination I just haven't picked it up yet.
- You know why the 89 degree angle went to school? He was missing his master's degree.
- Stan Bates went to college to get his 8 year degree. He's now Master Bates.
- What was the black man doing at the university? Getting his master's degree.
- What degree can you earn in the restroom? An MBA (masters in business administration)
- Why did the s**... go to college? To pick up his master's degree.
- What kind of degrees do slaves get in college? Their Master's.
- I receive my master's degree in fishing That's right, I'm a m**...
Ridiculous Master Degree Jokes to Spark Fun and Laughter
What funny jokes about master degree you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean grad school jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make master degree pranks.
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A taste of what my wife has to deal with
My wife was stepping on my back and she suddenly asked "How do dominatrixs not kill people when they do this with stilettos. Do they have to get certified or classes?"
I told her "The only certification for d**... is a master's degree"
Top tier groan in response.
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My friend said, You have a B.A., Master's, and a Ph.D, but you still act like a m**....
It was a third degree burn.
A professor, a CEO, and a janitor are in a forest when they discover a magic fairy.
The fairy says "I will give you what you most desire if you do someone else's job for a day."
The professor says "I'll be an elementary school teacher. What can be so hard about teaching a bunch of 6-year-olds how to read?" so he is teleported into a classroom. After a few minutes, all the kids' screaming gets to his nerves, so he throws all his supplies and gives up.
The C.E.O says "I'll be a waiter. All you do is carry food back and forth. This'll be a breeze" so he is teleported to a restaurant. After about an hour, all the annoying customers drive him insane, so he smashes his plates on the ground and gives up.
The janitor says "I'll be an artist" so he is transported to an art facility. He glues all the classroom supplies and shattered plates to a canvas, then sells it for a billion dollars. The fairy asks the janitor how he was so clever.
The janitor says "I got a masters degree in art."
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My friend said: You have a BA, a Masters and a phd, but you still act like an idiot…
It was a third degree burn.
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d**.... My wife just found out that after I got my Bachelor degree at the University of Barad-dûr, I went back and got my Masters there...
I've been found guilty of second-degree Mordor.
A man with amazing sideburns
A man has amazing side burns and decides that he wants to go to college for sideburn grooming. He dedicates his whole life to this purpose, getting his bachelor's, master's, and doctorate's degrees after many years. In other words, he has third degree burns.
A waiter approaches a table celebrating their daughters graduation...
Father: Our daughter just graduated from SCU with an English degree!
Waiter: That's so great! Congratulations! I actually have a Master's degree in English Literature myself. Can I get you folks started with some chips and salsa?
Mary has a Master's degree in physical science. Each day, she asks, "Why does this work?"
Kevin has a Master's degree in mechanical engineering. Each day, he asks, "How does this work?"
Jack has a Master's degree in economics. Each day, he asks, "How much does this cost to manufacture?"
Joe has a Master's degree in chemistry. Each day, he asks, "Could this be hazardous to the enviroment?"
Anna has a Master's degree in liberal arts. Each day, she asks, "Would you like fries with your cheeseburger?"
A professor, a CEO, and a janitor are in a forest when they discover a magic fairy.
The fairy says I will give you what you most desire if you do someone else's job for a day.
The professor says I'll be an elementary school teacher. What can be so hard about teaching a bunch of 6-year-olds how to read? so he is teleported into a classroom. After a few minutes, all the kids' screaming gets to his nerves, so he throws all his supplies and gives up.
The C.E.O says I'll be a waiter. All you do is carry food back and forth. This'll be a breeze so he is teleported to a restaurant. After about an hour, all the annoying customers drive him insane, so he smashes his plates on the ground and gives up.
The janitor says I'll be an artist so he is transported to an art facility. He glues all the classroom supplies and shattered plates to a canvas, then sells it for a billion dollars. The fairy asks the janitor how he was so clever.
The janitor says I got a masters degree in art.
A professor, a CEO, and a janitor are in a forest when they discover a magic fairy.
The fairy says "I will give you what you most desire if you do someone else's job for a day."
The professor says "I'll be an elementary school teacher. What can be so hard about teaching a bunch of 6-year-olds how to read?" so he is teleported into a classroom. After a few minutes, all the kids' screaming gets to his nerves, so he throws all his supplies and gives up.
The C.E.O says "I'll be a waiter. All you do is carry food back and forth. This'll be a breeze" so he is teleported to a restaurant. After about an hour, all the annoying customers drive him insane, so he smashes his plates on the ground and gives up.
The janitor says "I'll be an artist" so he is transported to an art facility. He glues all the classroom supplies and shattered plates to a canvas, then sells it for a billion dollars. The fairy asks the janitor how he was so clever.
The janitor says "I got a masters degree in art."